Why must one suffer white roses? The answer is that one must not! In fact, let me tell you the best way that it should be done:
What do you have to fear? White Roses!
- Capture and enslave a pack of cards!
- Cast a spell
- Send your newly humanized cards to Sherwin Williams and buy them some red paint.
- Rent ladders and tarps (you don't want red grass, that still looks good in green - for now).
- Set the cards losse.