You all are too funny! I posted the ad just for fun, it was a flirtatious confirmation that there are many eligible guys out there, though I have also proven that there are plenty of other creeps just like the one I was dating just before I put this out there.
I deleted the entire profile this morning- so no more of this kind of fun. I am still considering a month at eHarmony- but that is a larger financial issue than I can handle right now. No worries- I am in NO hurry.