I posted this in my LiveJournal, but thought it'd make a fun thread:
I looked at a bridal magazine yesterday, and man, out of the "900 Fabulous Dresses!", I found one that I would even remotely consider wearing. The rest were just ugly. No, scratch that - they were fugly. What the heck are designers thinking nowadays?? At least it provided good laughter, and I nearly came off the couch from busting a gut over some of the so-called "styles". There were quite a few that would make even JLo blush (yeah, I wanna look like a Vegas street walker on my wedding day!), and some that were more ridiculous in appearance than they were in price. For example, for $9,500, I can have a dress that looks torn off one shoulder, with a "butt bow" covering the chest and a bare midriff, with layers of furry ruffles for a skirt, and a "bubble necklace" made from 3-inch diameter clear baubles, strung together like a lei. Or, for a mere $8,000, I can have a chicken ironed against my boobs, with some of the feathers trailing down the completely sheer skirt, and a few pieces of ribbon strung across my bare back. And they call those "Top Designs for this Season"! What "season" are they referring to then, because I can't think of any time of the year that calls for pressed poultry, silk fur, and glass baubles. Whatever the hell that holiday is, I'm glad I don't celebrate it.
So, if you've seen any "fashion" horrors, post 'em here!!!