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    Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    http://www.local6.com/news/5223349/detail.html


    A woman in Alburquerque is selling a 95-year-old home, fully furnished, that also includes a wife, according to a Local 6 News report.

    Deborah Hale, 48, said she decided to kill two birds with one stone and add herself to an eBay auction for the $600,000 home located in Denver.

    "I've seen a lot of men, why not give this a try?" Hale said.

    The home has three bedrooms, a tanning bed and a hot tub.

    Hale said she was married once before and is looking for a new potential Prince Charming. However, she said the offer of a wife with the house is non-binding.

    Bidding on the home and woman ends Valentine's Day.

    A public relations firm is helping Hale sort through the applicants.
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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    I wonder how much both would cost if in CA?
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    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    LOL...that's almost as bad as the "Billboard Bachelor"

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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    Shouldn't you get a discount on the house if you have to take the chick?


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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    Is she tax deductable?
    Or is there an additional property tax?

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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    Sweet, I need me a wife! Then I can work fulltime and she can take care of the house and kids. I'll send her away when we entertain so people think I'm SuperMom, hehehe. I could do all the fun stuff like play games, go see Santa, watch the school concerts and not have to ever cook, clean, etc.

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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    hey I think its a good idea! ok, I should put me on ebay, house for rent and wife goes with it oh yeah! and 3 kids to!!!

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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    Quote Originally Posted by hakuna makarla
    hey I think its a good idea! ok, I should put me on ebay, house for rent and wife goes with it oh yeah! and 3 kids to!!!
    You go girl!

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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    hee hee hee, thaks Paula, but so far no takers awww heck, I guess I am a single woman for the rest of my life !

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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    Quote Originally Posted by hakuna makarla
    hey I think its a good idea! ok, I should put me on ebay, house for rent and wife goes with it oh yeah! and 3 kids to!!!

    That's funny...the exact thought crossed my mind before I read your post! Haven't you been propositioned a few times since you've been online?

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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    Quote Originally Posted by Princess Buttercup
    That's funny...the exact thought crossed my mind before I read your post! Haven't you been propositioned a few times since you've been online?
    yeah by 3 young men under 21 and one 89 year old. oh and a 17 year old. gee, the men my age must be dating 17 year olds and the young men must be dating old bags like me.

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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    What a fascinating idea....
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