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From the home office in Anaheim, California....
The Top Ten Rejected Attractions at Disney's California Adventure!


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Number 10.....Annie Sprinkle's Wet & Wild Water Sports!

Number 9......Gray Davis' Recall Rollercoaster!

Number 8......David Crosby's House of Heroin!

Number 7......Michael Jackson's Pedophilic Playhouse!

Number 6......Scratch & Sniff Animatronic Johnny Depp!

Number 5......Cruz Bustamante's MEChA Mania!

Number 4......John Walker Lindh's Taliban Toboggan!

Number 3......Robert Maplethorpe's San Francisco Safari!

Number 2......Ron Jeremy's Drop The Chalupa!*

And the number one rejected attraction at Disney's California Adventure....

Ride The Rolling Blackout!

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We'll be right back after this brief commercial time out!


*I have no idea what this means. But it sounded appropriately sleazy, and got a big chuckle from my wife when I was free-associating in the park, so I thought I'd include in this list.