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    Man tries to cash check given to him by.. God?

    I found this story at SFGate.com.

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    (03-01) 03:14 PST Hobart, Ind. (AP) --

    Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant," Hobart police Detective Jeff White said.


    Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time.


    Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said.

    Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000.


    Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as they transported him to the Hobart Police Department.


    "I've heard about God giving out eternal life, but this is the first time I've heard of him giving out cash," White said.


    No court date has been set for Russell. He was being held Wednesday at the Lake County Jail on a $1,000 bond.
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    Re: Man tries to cash check given to him by.. God?

    Where does God bank these days? I know it used to be American Express back in the day, perhaps it is the central bank of China now. I bet he gets a really good interest rate
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    Re: Man tries to cash check given to him by.. God?

    sheesh, I've been jokingly wishing god would just drop $50,000 right out of the sky into the backyard....

    I guess I should have specified which back yard..

    Hey God, how 'bout my yard....?

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    Re: Man tries to cash check given to him by.. God?

    ummmmmm god..... do you remember me...... ? Please send a money order instead, there easier to cash

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    Re: Man tries to cash check given to him by.. God?

    I always thought God was more of a "cash only" guy...

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    Re: Man tries to cash check given to him by.. God?

    Quote Originally Posted by fo'c's'le swab View Post
    I always thought God was more of a "cash only" guy...
    According to my dollar bill it is "In God We Trust"

    But I have also heard:

    "In God We Trust, all others pay cash"

    Just MHO, YMMV

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