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    The World's Ugliest Dog

    Here's a link to a photo of the lucky winner. It's the third consecutive year he's won. I edited this today to include the news story plus the link to the photo of Sam since a few don't quite believe he's real.

    http://www.resourceinvestor.com/pebble.asp?relid=10958


    World's Ugliest Dog
    The Associated Press
    Published: July 1, 2005

    SANTA BARBARA, Calif.—The owners of the other contestants in this year’s World’s Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance—until they saw Sam.

    The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it’s no surprise.

    The tiny dog has no hair, if you don’t count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there’s the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

    He’s so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

    “People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He’s definitely a toad,” she said. “I always thought he’d be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine.”

    Sam, who’s pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest—and fans’ hearts—for three years running. Last year, huge crowds gathered around Sam and Lockheed at a local parade and Lockheed said she received letters and calls about her pup for weeks.

    “So many people have told me they’ve got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following,” she said. “I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has.”

    Sam will appear in this weekend’s Fourth of July parade in Santa Barbara, but the recent events may be the cap on a long, ugly career. Lockheed says Sam’s now suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.

    Still, he enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan (so he’ll swallow his multiple pills). He also passes occasional weekends at the Gaviota ranch of Lockheed’s boyfriend, where the World’s Ugliest Dog rides in the back of an ATV with his few remaining hairs wafting in the wind.
    Last edited by desertdweller; 07-04-2005 at 12:49 PM. Reason: Addition of News Article

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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    If it's real, it's by far the ugliest!


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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    OH MY GOD! That thing looks like a Deamon Mummy Wannabe! YIKES!
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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    Whoa its a gremlin!!!

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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    Is he from The Shining or something? Is it real?
    The King is back and he's ready to kick some tail. Do not mess with a mouse in black.

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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    JESUS CHRIST AND CHIPS, that's UGLY!

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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    it looks like it has no skin and is just all muscel!
    help save Uncle Walts legacy!!

    "God created man becuase he was dissapointed in the monkey"-Mark Twain

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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    one word: glllllllluuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh.

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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    That thing looks like some sort of hellspawned monstrosity!

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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    thats even worse than Lindsey Lohan!
    What an idiot....

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    it's incredible!

    Looks like one of those burning dogs on the game "Resident Evil"...

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    Re: it's incredible!

    Quote Originally Posted by Modern Folly
    Looks like one of those burning dogs on the game "Resident Evil"...
    YES! I see it now!
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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    That dog looks like he belongs in The Omen! He looks possessed! I used to say that there was no such thing as a bad dog, but I stand corrected.
    I just finished Kingdom Hearts 2 and now I WANT A MICKEY!

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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    Oh, come on, guys, I'm sure it's beautiful on the insi...pffffffffffffthahahaha...Boy, you can't say that with a straight face! Oh god, that was a terrible thing to say...

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    Re: The World's Ugliest Dog

    ~~~~dryheavess ~~~~ That is sad and revolting whoa, I would put him out of his misery. that is just wrong.
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