OK, here it goes...
It has been several weeks (dare I say a month) since my last log in. I am overwhelmed by the shame of it.
But GOODNESS!!!! I have 66,327 unread posts! OM&*#@^$$%G!
For a girl with a nearly undetectable OCD when it comes to somethings...what am I to do??? I cannot possibly read them all. And frankly don't want to.
A friend (no names please) made some terrible, ill reference to an illegal substance, and welcome to it.
There just HAS to be a button to push to get this number down! 45 minutes and one (very tasty) cocktail later has only dropped it 100 or so...
I'm going to bed in 30 minutes...STOP POSTING or tomorrow I may lose my mind!
PS: If you find it (my mind that is) please return it.