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    Who cuts the grass?

    I thought this was funny:

    Who cuts the grass?

    On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."

    I took a drink from my can of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray ban sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."



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    Re: Who cuts the grass?

    Quote Originally Posted by sir clinksalot
    I thought this was funny:

    Who cuts the grass?

    On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."

    I took a drink from my can of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray ban sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

    /giggle

    Very cute.
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    Re: Who cuts the grass?

    I wondered why my wife is so good to me. The secret's out!


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    Re: Who cuts the grass?

    OMG that was GREAT!!!! Thanks I needed a good chuckle!!!

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