So the Disneyland Alumni Club sells a nifty nametag to its members..

I would like to get this for my collection, but since I'm not a former CM, I can't order it.

So, if any current or former CM would be a kind soul and order this nametag for me (doesn't matter what name is on it), I will gladly throw a large reward of $$$ your way!

Their website is Welcome to the Disneyland Alumni Club click on the store button, and there it is.

I beg and grovel on your tender mercies on this one.

Please? With sugar and a cherry on top?