You Might Be Addicted to Al If...
Seeing that there is no update on MiceAge causes you to break something in rage.
You franticly email Al every day to ask when the next update is.
Al has blocked your email as a result.
You go on for three pages on MiceChat about how you can't live without Al's columns.
You actually can't live without Al's columns.
Seeing Al's column this morning made you so happy that you skipped to work.
You have a secret shrine to Al in your closet.
Reading that last one freaked you out because you actually do have a shrine to Al in your closet, which incedently was built by ancient Cambonian Shriners.
You start a thread on MiceChat called "You Might Be Addicted to Al If..."