whats The funniest thing your child,neice or kid relative said this week

[Disney4Me]

Karla, your hair story reminded me of this

My son this summer yelled out from the bathroom, "Mom, do eyebrows grow back?" Please no I am thinking as a make a quick run to the bathroom. He didn't! He was just asking he said.

Twinmom, neat video. Looks like your dog likes to herd.

[thejoshualee]

my niece, named Mattison, and i were driving to disneyland from Vegas. We passed Joshua St. I say. "Look Matti, they named that street after me.

Mattison says. "yeah. That's nice I guess. .... But it's not as famous as the Mattison Ave in New York"

[Disney4Me]

My 8 yr old son as he walked by a parenting book that I had purchased that was lying on the counter......"Good luck with that" LOL

He is actually not a problem at all...I had purchased it to look at some ideas for as he gets older...never hurts to have different views. BUt wow did I laugh at him.

[DMof2]

Ok, posted this yesterday but since it was lost I'll tell it again....

While my daughter (age 7) was eating her dunkable waffles she saw that the little cup of syrup had a joke on it. So she says aloud,

"Were do the most lions live?"

Answer: On MANE Street....

She shakes her head and says "MOM~ I have NEVER seen ANY lions on Main Street, U.S.A"

I was elated with joy over her response!!!!



Then this morning-
On my fridge we have black circle magnets. They were just scattered on the side so my son (11) takes 3 of the circles and tells my daughter "LOOK~ it's Mickey Mouse"!!!
He then said "Don't anybody move those"

Ahhh yes, they are totally MY Disney-fied kids

[Hakuna Makarla]

I tok my sons to the main center day before yesterday to be tested to be able to go to pre school on Monday. The lady asks my 4 year old. " whats your name" he just looked at her, she says can you say your name? " he says yeah, do you want me to spell it to? I laughed my head off as he proceeded to spell his name, then he says, do you want me to spell my last name to?

[lafantasma]

Speaking of those dunkable syrup tubs, my husband, son, and I have had to eat out a lot recently due to a kitchen remodel we're in the middle of. The other day, I got my son (he's almost 3 now )some dunkable french toast sticks. While I was still unloading breakfast on the table, he goes, "Please, I have some brown ranch?" My husband could not figure out what he was talking about, but I knew. He called the syrup brown ranch because it comes in the little tub like the ranch does! It was so cute! We all had a good laugh.

[DMof2]

Brown Ranch

That's too funny!!!! I this thread

[Disneykat]

The other day I was on the phone with my niece. She is 8 and is going to be my Jr. Bridesmaid. I told her that I found a dress for her and that it was white with a red bow on it. She said "I thought you said it was going to be red!!!' I told her that I thought so too, but she would really like this dress because it's so pretty. She said "I think I need to take a look at the dress first because I am concerned I might be disappointed that it's not red"

[dsnylndmom]

I love that video twinmom!!!!

Shawn, my 6 year old, is my One Liner King. Recent Shawnism's

We were in the truck and my oldest was arguing that scratches on TOP of the cd's were worst and I asked hiim "who told you that" and before he could even answer Shawn piped up from the backseat "yeah who told you that God?"

Kyler was talking about a girl in his glass and he was grinning and giggling and I joked with him "well I guess we know that you're not gay!" and he and I laughed and Shawn sighed and told us "Ky can't be gay he doesn't drink MARTINI'S!"

My dad & step mom were visiting and we were laughing over the last time we visited them, they're dog goes crazy when another dog from down the street is out in front of the window(she wants to go out side)and Shawn said "yeah Holly(the dog)asked me "hey Shawn's how's my hair" before we went outside to see the dog"

He's such a goof!

[Jennidisneyfer]

On his grandma's computer, Littlemanifer managed to change the top scores in a game from grandma's name to his! When his older sis (daughterdisneyfer) heard this she said: "He's got computer-hacking skills."

[Jennidisneyfer]

Babyboyifer (4yrs.) stands in front of the mirror and says <touching nose> "cute button nose?", <touching hair> "thick wavy locks?", <grabbing own butt> "firm, round buttocks?!"

Thank you Shrek.

[OogieBoogie]

Last weekend we went out for my brothers birthday to Rain Forest Cafe in San Francisco. Attending was my mom, my sister-in-law, my nephews Conal and Johnny (ages 3 and 7), My brother, my girlfriend and myself. We sat down and I found myself sitting right under a very large plastic parrot. I remarked to my nephew Johnny that the bird might poop on me. He then proceeded to say (in his best yelling voice so everyone can hear him) "Ut Uh Uncle Oogie.. That bird can't sh*t on you cuz birds don't have butts".

[Disney4Me]

Babyboyifer (4yrs.) stands in front of the mirror and says <touching nose> "cute button nose?", <touching hair> "thick wavy locks?", <grabbing own butt> "firm, round buttocks?!"

Thank you Shrek.

That is too funny.