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    Topless virgins vie for king!

    This MSNBC headline certainly got my attention when it popped up on MSN Messenger!

    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9116360/

    Topless virgins vie for Swaziland’s king
    Critics rip ceremony as inappropriate for a country afflicted by HIV/AIDS

    LUDZIDZINI ROYAL VILLAGE, Swaziland - More than 50,000 bare-breasted virgins vied to become the King of Swaziland’s 13th wife on Monday in a ceremony which critics say ill befits a country with the world’s highest HIV/AIDS rate.

    King Mswati III, sub-Saharan Africa’s last absolute monarch, arrived dressed in a leopard-skin loincloth to watch the Reed Dance ceremony, which he has used since 1999 to pluck new brides from the girls dressed in little more than beaded mini-skirts.

    Wielding machetes and singing tributes to the king and queen mother, also known as the Great She-Elephant, the girls danced around the royal stadium in the hope of catching the eye of the 37-year-old monarch.
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    Re: Topless virgins vie for king!

    How could I have missed this - it seems right up my alley and possibly a great career change!

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    Re: Topless virgins vie for king!

    Makes me want to watch Coming to America.
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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    Re: Topless virgins vie for king!

    i just had a funny thought of myself parading around the king, i try to get his attention, and lob one of the girls over...and catch his eye...OW! MY EYE!
    goodness, could you imagine that this is something acceptable to these women? it's truly sad. this is only a small part of the repression women like this endure and sometimes even embrace.
    please be afraid.

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    Re: Topless virgins vie for king!

    I want to be a king! Yowzer!


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    Re: Topless virgins vie for king!

    I saw that this afternoon! I was shocked at the title but then I read it. Other countries and their funky traditions.

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    Re: Topless virgins vie for king!

    I wonder if we can get something like this goin on in the DMCA. Who's King of the DMCA, I'm always forgetting.
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    Re: Topless virgins vie for king!

    Why am I not surprised to see Lightbeer in this thread!!



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    Re: Topless virgins vie for king!

    Quote Originally Posted by dsnylndmom
    Why am I not surprised to see Lightbeer in this thread!!
    Of course three of my favorite words are in the title, Topless, King and Vi.............e.
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    Re: Topless virgins vie for king!

    Sure he's smiling now

    I think she'll be disqualified when he checks out her DVD
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