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    Red Face Mama always said (Blank)

    I am on a mother-love kick. I love my moms, she is great, and I think she turned out a pretty awesome son! . Her words of wisdom still pop in my head today... she was and is still a big force of who I am...

    So with that, I present you with the Mama taught me thread. What did your mama always say, or teach you.

    Here is my list, and I am sure there will always be more thoughts that come to mind:

    Mama always said:
    Wash behind your ears (cuz they are dirty)
    Wear clean underwear (incase you get in an accident)
    Look both ways before crossing the street, and be sure to hold your sister's hand (to show her how much you will always take care of her)
    Don't talk to stangers (cuz they might steal you)
    Don't put your head out the car window (because someone will get an ax and cut off your head)
    Don't make me stop the this car (And she meant that!! *ouch*)
    Be sure to check the oil (and she taught me how to change brake pads too)

    But most of all, Mama always said: "I love you".

    Now, I have to make a call to my mom and say Hi!

    What did your mama say to you growing up?
    ...it's been a long time.

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    Mama said I'd have a big butt.

    And I do.

    She's such a sweetieheart!! She wasn't very advice-y or present (she was there, just not THERE) when I was growing up. There's not a lot she said or very many opinions that she shared that were helpful or memorable. I'd have loved to have a June Cleaver type mom. Or, jeez, even a Roseanne Conner type mom!!

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    mamma always said
    no your not adopted!! I am going to smack your sisters!!
    if you sit on your sister one more time I am going to smack you!!
    Always wear clean bloomers, I do not want you to have to go to the doctors or hospital and have dirty ones on!
    Clean your room, its a pig pen in there, a clean house is a happy house!!
    Be nice to everyone, if you do not it may come back and bite you! ( thats so true)
    if you steal, you will be stolen from. what you give you get in return.
    get your hand out of my purse!!
    I love you, and no your not adopted!!!
    Stay out of strangers homes, and do not ever go near any one you do not know!!
    NO!! your not adopted and the mail man is not your father, dam your brothers I am going to crack them up sode the head!!!
    I love my mom, she was the best cook, the best mom and the nicest person I know. Gosh, I am here now I think I will give her a big smooch!!!.

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    MaMa always said Stop Running in Circles before i nail your other foot to the floor.
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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    Mamma always said when I forgot something: "It must have been a lie".

    Funny thing is, now I say that to my own children.
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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    This is a fun thread...

    My mom said:

    "If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas."
    "I hope you have children just like YOU."
    "I am not running a restaurant."
    and when I complained..."That's just too bad, isn't it?"
    I'd rather be at Disneyland!

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    Quote Originally Posted by hakuna makarla
    Mama always said
    no you're not adopted!! I am going to smack your sister!!
    My mom said this too!!!


    My mom didn't have any standard lines, but she was/is awesome and I love her.

    She had 8 kids and I always said I wanted 4 because I'd be happy if I was just half the mom she was.

    I think I am.
    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnsmom
    This is a fun thread...

    My mom said:

    "If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas."
    "I hope you have children just like YOU."
    "I am not running a restaurant."
    and when I complained..."That's just too bad, isn't it?"
    OK, do we acually have the same mother !! Yeah this sounds like mom!! She also said, a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, geee mom, like I know what that means, especially when I was a kid LOL!
    Last edited by Hakuna Makarla; 09-07-2005 at 10:24 AM.

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    Shut the hell up!
    Close the door!
    Go get me a beer and heat me up a chicken pot pie!
    Get your a$$ over here!

    My mama was mean and nasty, still is.

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    Mama always said: "You'd be pretty if your teeth were straight, your nose was smaller and you looked more like me.

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    I almost forgot...

    "Were you born in a barn?"
    "You make a better door than a window."
    I'd rather be at Disneyland!

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    Ma always said:

    Come in hear if you want to talk to me! Don't yell from the other room.
    Leave your sister alone! I don't care who started it!
    How many times do I have to tell you to clean up this mess?
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    Mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what ya gonna get."

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    Mama always said "Never ever put anything in writing that you wouldn't want just anyone reading."


    I think it's very good advice, especially on the internet!!!

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    Re: Mama always said (Blank)

    No running with scissors!
    "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion. " -George Washington

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