The "My Child is Weirder Than Your Child" thread

[TheOtherVillainess]

I just put the Bug down for bed and I hear a noise coming from his room. I get up and go see what it is,pushing his door open a little bit. The lights are off and he doesn't have a nightlight.He's in there ALONE.

But...he's laughing. Like somebody is tickling him to death. But he's...alone. So what's there to laugh at?

Can anybody top that? Does somebody have a wierder child than me?

TOV

[SCUBAbe]

when my child was 6 months old she would sit n the light and try to pick the dust out of the air.....she would also break into hysterical giggle if we sat her in the grass and the played the pick the grass game which basically was pick a balde of grass and throw it down while saying, "pick the grass....and throw it away!!"

now thats she's 14 she still scraes me...when asked where pineapple came from she replied pine trees.....*yeah I worry alot*...LOL

[Tinkerbelle]

My daughter , what can I say, there are so many stories...

I told this lastnight in the DMCA but it's worth repeating

Tell her "Oww, theres a dead bird"

her response always every single time (I just tried it again)
"Where?" while looking UP

I love my little blonde girl...

[Hakuna Makarla]

My daughter , what can I say, there are so many stories...

I told this lastnight in the DMCA but it's worth repeating

Tell her "Oww, theres a dead bird"

her response always every single time (I just tried it again)
"Where?" while looking UP

I love my little blonde girl...

ok, yeah sounds like my sweet BLOND girl ha ha ha

[robotpirates]

I hope my kid is weird, in that good way, when I have one.

[Nephythys]

check my avatar-

the weirdness of my sons is almost unmentionable LOL

[Hakuna Makarla]

ok, not so weird but my son told his day care provider today, to ""knock your crap off or I am out of here.""" Now he is onyl 4, so I thought it was ummm pretty funny. When the day care lady asked him, well where will you go, he said" I will leave so fast your head weill spin and I will tell my mom I will never come back here. oye I can not wait until he hits puberty!!

[Olympicnut]

Not my child as I dont have any but my near 2 year old great niece is SO FREAKIN' WEIRD (but in a cute way of course). And she totally gets it from her father.

She closes her eyes and walks until she runs into a wall.

Plugs her ears with her fingers and talks, just to hear herself talk in that weird muffled way.

Will be walking along then out of the blue dance, then stop and continue walking.

Pinches her eyebrows.

Will walk up to you and out of the blue say "I funny", giggle and walk away (probably with her eyes closed ready to walk into a wall).

[Bellhop Micah]

I win weirdest teenager!

What other teenager do you know (Er, you know what I mean) that has a crush on a themepark attraction? That she is quite terrified of?!? Or has the dream of being employeed at a supposedly haunted hotel as a bellhop? You get the picture.

[PanTheMan]

The other day, I'm sitting here and my one year old comes running out of the bedroom, running in a semi squat/Hunched over position reaching out in front of her swatting her hands together at something that was not there. I think she may have had something "floating" in her eye at the time that she was "Chasing", but it was quite funny.

Years ago my eldest daughter at around 2 was having a full on conversation with my Father. Who had died 8 years earlier. Also when she began to talk she would talk about being Born. In Detail. She gave almost exact detail of what a c-section would have been like from her perspective. That stuff kinda freaked me out. She doesn't remeber any of it now though.

[Nephythys]

oh ho- that reminds me-

Rose likes to talk about being in heaven before being born- and how she played every video game in the world- and beat them all in heaven before coming to me as my gift from God-she talks about playing in heaven, and it's freakily sincere

[sleepyjeff]

I before "e" except after "c"............unless the word is weird

[Anders]

ok, since Sunnygirl isn't able to post, I figured I'd mention how weird Jr. Miss Sunnygirl is. She's a great kid, just weird I've seen her grab her feet and just start rolling around the living room, after going to bed, getting out of bed walking to Sunnygirl on a Monday and asking her what she wants for lunch on Wednesday for no real reason. She too will start giggling uncontrollably, and if her friend is with her, they just feed off the energy of each other. I'm sure SG could list many more as well.

[DMof2]

Hmmm lets see... My son has night terrors about 2 or 3 x's a week... Those are totally WEIRD!!!!

My son after 11 years of being a GIANTS fan now tells me he likes the Steelers Oops no, that's not weird- that's down right WRONG!

My daughter she had her ears pierced and did not move a muscle during the process, no crying or anything... now 4 years later she still WILL NOT let me change her earrings because she's affraid of it hurting too much. I have changed her earrings but only when she's asleep or she would totally flip out.

Yup.... I have weird kids.....

[Jennidisneyfer]

when my child was 6 months old she would sit n the light and try to pick the dust out of the air

Ok this cracked me up because two of my kids have done something like this. My younger boy tries grabbing it, jumping around and being loud. The older boy, when he was about 1 yr. old, used to try to catch it in his mouth. He looked like an insane phirana....with baby teeth.