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    Harry Potter is Gay

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    LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A British cleric turned top-selling author of supernatural children's novels was thrown out of a school where he was delivering a talk after he told pupils that Harry Potter was "gay."
    I knew Harry was really after Ron! The seventh book plotline has been revealed!
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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    "You can hop on my broomstick anytime Harry" (pre-Quidditch pep talk from Ron)
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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    Well DUH! He prances around carrying a WAND for chrissake!!

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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    This is my favorite quote given in the article:

    "As for Harry Potter, well, he's not the only gay in the village," the former Anglican priest told children
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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    Sounds like the priest has been reading too much fan fic.
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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    oh fer.....

    lame-O!

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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    Quote Originally Posted by Olympicnut
    Well DUH! He prances around carrying a WAND for chrissake!!

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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    He certianly does alot of snogging with Ron's sister to be gay...


    mmmm... ron's sister...
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    Do note that this priest has written a novel involving witchcraft. This story is more about competition than sexual preference.
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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    "I didn't set out to offend. I'm a priest and I'm very careful about not offending people."
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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    I suppose it could have been worse.. he could have said that it was Harry, Malfoy, and Snape that were gay.

    Oogie Boogie

    (Who just finished reading a fan fic story about Ginny, Herminone, and Fleur...mmmmmmm)
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    hmmm... reading the article it is hard to see if he really thought harry potter was gay.... he was just quoting a line from a tv show....


    I think he got kicked out for this line:
    He also described the villains in Rowling's blockbuster series as "wimps" and called TV "crap" compared to books.
    how dare he insult TV!
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    I Always thought melfoy was the gay one :O
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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    Well now we know what really lies in the Chamber of Secrets!



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    Re: Harry Potter is Gay

    So he really did want the Sorcerors Stone(s) ...


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