Mark Your Calendars!!! Very Important!!

[Never Grow Up]

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:



Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.


Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!!!

[Disney Wrassler]

What about slap your boss day? When is that?

[Disneyphile]

I love you - you SO rule!!!

[Fishbulb]

YES!!!

Hey wait. Tomorrow is Saturday. DAMN!

[Alchimedes]

I'm wondering if slackers fall into this category?

[Never Grow Up]

Yeah, well, you shoulda see the video that came with that e-mail!! I felt it was a little too much to post!!

[Alchimedes]

Pretty graphic huh?

[Never Grow Up]

Just a co-worker getting smacked!! Nothing too bad!! Just a little too much for a Disney board!

But I really wish tomorrow wasn't Saturday!!!

[Alchimedes]

I still have to work.

[Never Grow Up]

Well, I suggest you be on your best behavior!!

[Alchimedes]

must control.... armmm from ....SLAPPP!


In my dreams of course I would never carry that out.

[Jennidisneyfer]

Does it have to be people you work with, cause I work alone but there are a few slap-worthy people I'd like to "celebrate" this day with.

[Never Grow Up]

Im sure you can expand it to include anyone of your choice!!!

[Jennidisneyfer]

Im sure you can expand it to include anyone of your choice!!!

I'm going to make my list....and check it twice....


..."Gonna bitch-slap all those who aren't nice. Jennidisneyfer is a ra-ay-ging beyotch!!!!"



EVERYBODY SING!

[Disney Wrassler]

I am going to expand my choice and smack my boss tomorrow.