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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Multiple Orgasms

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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Quote Originally Posted by General You
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    Yeah, that is really cool. LOL

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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Beginning of the day, I would go to a gym and work out on the big weights. Enter the men's locker room and compare anatomy. Proceed to a barbershop, receive a haircut and a shave. Talk about sports.
    In the afternoon, purchase a snazzy suit, great tie, fabulous shoes and a watch. Have the sales people fall all over themselves trying to help me. Have my shoes shined while reading a newspaper.
    In the evening, I'd go to a bar and order a drink and enjoy it without being hit on. Ask a pretty lady out for dinner. At the restaurant, I'd pull out the chair for her. Order wine and have the waiter listen and respect my order. Take her dancing and lead.
    Later, you know. Leave for my early morning meeting.
    While driving home, pull over to side of the road and pee standing. (Oh, the joy of simple pleasures.)
    Order flowers to be delivered the next day.
    Return to my home to drink hard liquor and smoke a cigar.
    End the night, by drinking milk out of the carton. Finally, I would be snoring myself to sleep.
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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tink Wink
    Beginning of the day, I would go to a gym and work out on the big weights. Enter the men's locker room and compare anatomy. Proceed to a barbershop, receive a haircut and a shave. Talk about sports.
    In the afternoon, purchase a snazzy suit, great tie, fabulous shoes and a watch. Have the sales people fall all over themselves trying to help me. Have my shoes shined while reading a newspaper.
    In the evening, I'd go to a bar and order a drink and enjoy it without being hit on. Ask a pretty lady out for dinner. At the restaurant, I'd pull out the chair for her. Order wine and have the waiter listen and respect my order. Take her dancing and lead.
    Later, Carnal Knowledge of lady with prophylactic, of course. Leave for my early morning meeting.
    While driving home, pull over to side of the road and pee standing. (Oh, the joy of simple pleasures.)
    Order flowers to be delivered the next day.
    Return to my home to drink hard liquor and smoke a cigar.
    End the night, by drinking milk out of the carton. Belching. Finally, I would be farting and snoring myself to sleep.

    ... So I'm guessing you'd be going for a straight guy then!
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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Gee, I didn't even think of asking a man out for a date? Shame on me.
    Let me revise my answer. First part of the evening with a pretty lady. The dinner, dancing and you know. Second part of evening, ask a guy out! Play a game of pick up basketball. Go for a late night supper of steaks at Morton's. Talk sports. Lots of liquor at a classy bar. Pee together in men's room. And yes, I would send chocolates the next day. Either way, I'm a classy gentleman.
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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    I'd finally be able to go after O-Nut!!!!
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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    All I keep thinking of is a line from The Good Girl with Jennifer Aniston:

    "If I were a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut."


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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    I'd still date men.

    ahem.

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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    i'd cruise all the straight men i could never have as a guy...

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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Oh! I almost forgot. I would put a Cheerio in the toilet and aim.

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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Oh yeah! I would write my name in the snow.
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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    I'd go for all my hot WeHo boys

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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Quote Originally Posted by SummerInFL
    My boyfriend tells me its like cutting yourself and having all the blood rush to that particular spot, the heart beats felt in that one area. Same thing when a man gets happy. Can any males confirm that? Like one big, blood rush? LOL
    I don't know about the cutting yourself part, but the blood rush and heart beat thing is pretty accurate. And it doesn't happen all the time...., wait, sorry, I guess it does
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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Weird but true - my school has a Switch Day where the boys dress like girls and the girls like boys, so you sort of are the opposite sex for a day.

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    Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?

    Quote Originally Posted by KevinM
    Weird but true - my school has a Switch Day where the boys dress like girls and the girls like boys, so you sort of are the opposite sex for a day.

    Interesting, so everyone dresses as the opposite sex all day at school? Bet the cameras are rolling all day .
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