Re: What if You Were...The Opposite Sex for a Day!?
Originally Posted by LightBeer
I'd do a lot of flashing.
Don't you do that anyways?
If I were the opposite sex for a day...I'd hog the remote, drive around honking at the cuties and yell out my window at them, see how far away from the toilet I could pee and sit down after a meal and pat my tummy while burping.
Then, I'd meet someone who would turn my life around and I'd try to be a gentleman to show my softer side that likes cuddly things, cooking, candles and try to learn how to discreetly look at attractive people without them noticing.
Always keep smiling because you never know who is falling in love with it.