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    "Camel Toads" Advice Column

    Saw a photocopy of this article sitting on my desk at work today and couldn't resist (especially for Stinkerbell) -

    Quote Originally Posted by Hays Daily Newspaper - "Ask Leslie" Column

    Scouting for ‘camel toads' at pool nothing to be concerned about

    Jun. 15, 2005

    Q. I hope you can help me with a problem I have with my godson. Last summer he visited me for two weeks and plans to return in July. When cleaning out the room he stays in, I found an unfinished correspondence to a chum of his in his hometown. In it he says he going to our local pool to “scout out some camel toads.” (I believe that's what it said, he had spilled iced tea all over the desk when writing it, and it damaged a lot of papers.) I'm concerned he is doing drugs.

    I tried to look for camel toads in a drug book, and I didn't find them, but I found references to some type of frog or toad that people in another country lick to hallucinate. I don't want to approach him on this until I have more information.

    He is a good boy in middle school whose parents do not even drink. Please let me know what camel toads are and how I might be able to tell if he is smoking, taking or licking them.

    Perhaps I should have talked to his parents, but I don't want to jump the gun. Is this something the local authorities need to be alerted to in order to protect other patrons at the pool or surrounding area? A concerned and uninformed reader

    A. The iced tea did a number on the toads, so my younger, hipper coworkers tell me. What he undoubtedly wrote was “camel toes,” a crude euphemism for, well, too-tight pants worn by females.

    The good news is that the expression has absolutely nothing to do with drugs. It has everything to do with why teenage boys go to the pool in the first place.

    Leslie Potter is on the staff of the Hays Public Library, which sponsors this column on Wednesdays and Fridays. Write her at the library at 1205 Main, Hays, KS 67601.

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    Re: "Camel Toads" Advice Column

    OH MY!!!! LOL

    I wonder if those "camel toads" have warts, attract flies and flick their tongue out!

    I grossed myself out LOL
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    So do you think the person asking the question was seriously THAT naive about the subject, or was it an intentional attempt at being humorous? I mean, it does kinda sound like something a hormone crazed teenager would write and send in just so that when it got printed they could have a good laugh with their buddies.




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    Lmao!!!!


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    Re: "Camel Toads" Advice Column

    Quote Originally Posted by Xharryb


    So do you think the person asking the question was seriously THAT naive about the subject, or was it an intentional attempt at being humorous? I mean, it does kinda sound like something a hormone crazed teenager would write and send in just so that when it got printed they could have a good laugh with their buddies.

    There are people that naive! LOL My sister is one of them. We were watching Good Morning Vietnam in the theatres when it first came out and she heard Robin Williams' character say (paraphrased) "You are in more dire need of a "bj" than any white man in history"; she turned and asked me what a "bj" was. At this time she was 19 years old and I was 15.
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    Re: "Camel Toads" Advice Column

    DP, that is too funny

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    A bologna and jelly sammitch?
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    I just envision the possible confronation by his parents demanding to know if he'd been licking camel toads.

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    Licking camel toads at his age..... what's WRONG with kids today?

    You know, there are plenty of women out there who are looking for just such a camel toad-licking guy in their future This kid'll be popular when he comes of age

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    Am I naive that *I* didn't even know what that was?? lol I thought it meant something else. hehehe
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    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
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    Re: "Camel Toads" Advice Column

    Speaking of "camel toads".... Lost Boy has this little gem in his Photobucket of GoF pics:


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    OH oh oh! I get it! LOL
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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