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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

    Wow, I'm getting a tent in my pants from that one.
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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    You forget to put out a burning candle, and your house starts ablaze in the middle of the night. Unable to escape in a timely manner, you burn to death, trapped within your own home.

    Seems like being a new age hippie chick will be the end of me.
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    BF: "If you take any photos on the attraction, we will shoot you with a phaser."
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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    you die in your sleep of old age,

    yeah I thought I would live a long life

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by hakuna makarla
    you die in your sleep of old age, wow mine is cool, all you guys die horrible deaths!!!

    yeah I thought I would live a long life

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    HAHAHAHA This is what my boyfriend got:

    An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.
    I quote Jack Nicholson in Batman, "Who needs an enema?!!" hehehehehe

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chernabog
    After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

    Wow, I'm getting a tent in my pants from that one.
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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    My mom- Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.

    Well, people have always told us we're alike.

    My brother- You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

    I don't know about the pain killers, but the liquor sounds just like him.
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    Random funny exchange from Star Trek: The Experience:

    BF: "If you take any photos on the attraction, we will shoot you with a phaser."
    Guest: "On stun?"
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    Me: "I wouldn't trust him."

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Gee, I guess no one here is superstitious.

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    I will probably die while chatting on Mice Chat.

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chernabog
    After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

    Wow, I'm getting a tent in my pants from that one.
    That is too funny!

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

    I don't own a dog or plan too...LOL...

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    wow am, I the only one whop dies of natural causes? old age? I must be the luckiest one here !!

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    TicToc's s slow death

    You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly.

    Thank God I live in SUNNY CA
    Good morning, son
    In twenty years from now
    Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
    And I can tell you 'bout today
    And how I picked you up and everything changed
    It was pain
    Sunny days and rain
    I knew you'd feel the same things...





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