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    The Death Psychic - How will you die?

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    Gregg -

    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

    OUCH!!!!


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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Tui-

    While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve.
    What an idiot....

    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.


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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.

    Um, gross. And here I thought I'd be burnt at the stake like my ancestors!

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tui
    Tui-

    While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve.
    That's an awesome visual!!!!

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.
    It all sounds kinda kinky and hot until the ******* put the concrete blocks on my back!

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by a_hyperbole
    That's an awesome visual!!!!
    what? me being killed, or just the visual of anyone getting killed like that. Either way, I agree.
    What an idiot....

    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.


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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tui
    what? me being killed, or just the visual of anyone getting killed like that. Either way, I agree.
    You gotta imagine the sound with it, makes it even better.

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by Olympicnut
    It all sounds kinda kinky and hot until the ******* put the concrete blocks on my back!

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    You are all too funny.

    Some pretty painful stuff going on here.

    Doesn't anybody just fall asleep and not wake up anymore?


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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by sir clinksalot
    You are all too funny.

    Some pretty painful stuff going on here.

    Doesn't anybody just fall asleep and not wake up anymore?

    Nah, that's too old school.

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    OH NO!
    You will be buried in granny undies till you suffocate to death!

    OK, just kidding. Looks like I'm in store for a painful one as well:
    After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.

    Actually, several years ago, I had a very vivid dream that I died while walking on the moon. Hey, it could happen!

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pacha
    OH NO!
    OHHHHH! NO!! OH NO!
    What an idiot....

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your purse, and leaves you for dead.

    At least she didn't also spill my latte!! Seriously!

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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    While attending a renaissance fair, you're bludgeoned to death with a lute by a crazed minstrel.

    I guess I will have to stay away from Ren Fest!
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    Re: The Death Psychic - How will you die?

    Quote Originally Posted by dramaqueen
    I guess I will have to stay away from Ren Fest!
    Generally speaking, I think that's good advice in any circumstance!

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