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    Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    Halloween time always makes me remember when I was in grammar school and my teacher made us write our own epitaphs. Pretty freaky if you ask me but I get a kick out of them...

    Thought some of you chatters could be creative and write up some funny ones... Your name, screen names, celebs, etc.... Have fun!!!

    Here lies Andy Wiss
    His smile we all will miss
    Fell on top of that little knife
    I believe it was made by Swiss

    Here lies Lester Moore
    Four slugs
    From a forty-four
    No Les
    No More

    Here lies the body of our Anna
    Done to death by a banana
    It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
    But the skin of the thing that made her go

    Here lies the body
    of Jonathan Blake
    Stepped on the gas
    Instead of the brake
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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    From another thread:
    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket
    "Here lies beloved Gemini Cricket
    Who lost his head riding an E-Ticket
    They told him to sit
    But he had a fit
    'Cause he didn't know what they were seein'
    Riding Pirates of the Caribbean
    A bridge that hung far too low
    While he sang 'yo ho yo ho'
    It really was a cryin' shame
    But he was happy all the same
    For instead of taking him outside
    Disney just added him to the ride!"

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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    Dear departed sister Grumpy
    left this world to be less frumpy

    Here lies Chernabog
    Too much smoking
    Met his maker
    After too much stroking

    Disneykat
    Hardly a wussy
    Passed away
    Due to an irate pu$$y

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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    In this crypt lies Dustysage
    Found tied up in a dusty cage

    In death, Monorail Man
    Eternally searching for a cpu fan

    Fishbulb, sweet as honey
    Mauled to death by a mean white bunny

    In this spot lies Not Afraid
    Middle aged
    Red tangled hair tied in a braid

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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    O-nut you seem to be having fun Keep um' coming!!!!
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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    This one is from Jaws...

    Here lies the body of Anna McGee
    Died at the age of 103
    For 15 long years she kept her virginity
    Not a bad record for this vicinity.
    Growing older is manditory
    Growing up is however, optional

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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    Our dear Wrassler
    became a Mad Cow!
    But as of this day,
    no one knows how!

    Our dear Wrassler,
    funny and silly.
    He died a small death
    as a country hillbilly.

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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    Hey O-Nut can you think of one for me (besides the one I wrote for myself)?

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    I have never been that great at rhyming, hence why I never took up my childhood dream of becoming a hardcore rapper. :[

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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    Here lies the body of old desert dweller
    Tripped and fell down while exiting the cellar
    His cries went unheeded as he lay there quite injured
    And slowly he bled to death
    Last edited by desertdweller; 10-27-2005 at 02:02 PM.

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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    Crazy Legs, happy go lucky
    Screamed herself to death
    And is a little less plucky

    Even with her vodka tonic
    Disneylandmom couldnt fend off anything bubonic

    Here lies Disneyphile
    Wiccan through and through
    Unfortunately her powers
    Kept her stuck inside the loo

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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    O-Nut can you make one for me? Even though I already made two in an above post.

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    Re: Epitaphs.... Creepy- Cool- Fun!

    Quote Originally Posted by Disney Wrassler
    O-Nut can you make one for me? Even though I already made two in an above post.
    Me too... Me too.....

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    Villains Fan, never one to be mean
    Was killed last week by the Evil Queen

    Dear departed Morrigoon
    Trojan to the bone you can bet
    Left this world on a sad note
    Deboweled by a clarinet

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    Neverneverland, in this coffin
    Loved her boy bands but hated golfin'

    Laid to rest, Wolfy999
    Too much beer and not enough wine

    Dear departed brother NeverGrow Up
    Too smart in life to ever say "WHASSUP!"

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