Walt Disney didn't really die. He just pricked his finger on an enchanted rose bush that was growing in Fantasyland, and fell asleep for 500 years. He was cryogenically preserved by Ursula and Malificent, and placed in the highest tower of Sleeping Beauty Castle, ala Lenin, to await the day when his True Love would ascend the tower and awaken him with True Love's First Kiss. Then one day, many years later, the ODV cast members from Paradise Pier staged a revolt, and decided to take revenge on poor Walt. So, late one night, they hid out on Tom Sawyer's Island and waited till the park was quiet. They then climbed to the hightest tower and stole Walt's body from its dusty tomb. They carried him across the esplanade, through the abandoned paths of California Adventure, and into the Muppet Vision 3-D building. They placed him in Waldorf's chair in the balcony, careful to securely bolt him to the seat and floor. All the next day, none of the eight people who came to watch the movie even noticed the switch. And he's still there to this day.