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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    finger licking good
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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    oye the p*u*s*S y cat did not post

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    cockle

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    As heard in a meeting I was in yesterday...

    'Let me show you my briefs'
    Growing older is manditory
    Growing up is however, optional

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    brief meeting






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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Adventureland
    Fantasyland
    "Plucking on your twanger"
    Spotted D.ick
    Last edited by FrumiousBoojum; 11-17-2005 at 04:39 PM.
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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Quote Originally Posted by Evan-500
    brief meeting
    Yah we went balls out on it.
    Growing older is manditory
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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Ball Washer
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    Breast Meat
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    FLushing Your Pipes

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    One time my friend called a mexican resturant and asked how big their enchilada's were. They said 12" long.

    Funny name I heard on Conan:

    Anita Dick

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Also with food ordering:

    Ordering a 12" Hawaiian.

    Pizza, that is.

    Remember when Taco Bell called the Chili Cheese Burrito a "Chilito"? Well, little did they know, but Chilito is mexican slang for tiny penis.

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    Calling up KFC and asking how large thier breasts are.
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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    A four letter word used to describe a woman that ends in "UNT"............

































    Its "Aunt" You FREAKS!!!
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Quote Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum
    Also with food ordering:

    Ordering a 12" Hawaiian.

    Pizza, that is.

    Remember when Taco Bell called the Chili Cheese Burrito a "Chilito"? Well, little did they know, but Chilito is mexican slang for tiny penis.

    And don't forget about PenIsland.net
    no kidding? thats funny!

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    I was terrible in ER on quite nights, I'd sneak over to the triage book and sign in names such as:
    I.P. Knightly or
    Hedda Letus
    It was fun to hear the nurse call out those names.
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    These phrases you might hear during Thanksgiving:

    "Talk about a huge breast!"
    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    "It's Cool Whip time!"
    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
    "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
    "Don't play with your meat."
    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
    "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
    "How many are coming?"
    "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
    "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
    "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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