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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Quote Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum
    Ordering a 12" Hawaiian.
    Mmmm, that sounds tasty!

    Quote Originally Posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Quote Originally Posted by MickeysGirl
    I was terrible in ER on quite nights, I'd sneak over to the triage book and sign in names such as:
    I.P. Knightly or
    Hedda Letus
    It was fun to hear the nurse call out those names.
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    These phrases you might hear during Thanksgiving:

    "Talk about a huge breast!"
    "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
    "It's Cool Whip time!"
    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
    "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
    "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
    "Don't play with your meat."
    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
    "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
    "You still have a little bit on your chin."
    "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
    "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
    "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
    "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
    "How many are coming?"
    "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
    "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
    "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    MickeysGirl

    Thanksgiving will take on a whole new look this year...I'm not going to be able to stop laughing all day...every time someone sais something i'll be thinking of this.


    ****************

    Ok I hope I'm not repeating any...

    "Finger licking good"
    "I'm coming" (notice the spelling people...come on)
    "are you ready"
    "it was long and slow" (Quote overheard after a boring movie)


    that's all I can think of right now...I need to go find Dirty minds, I love that game, I forgot all about it....
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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    **** it and pull it


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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    I just placed an alternate address order for a tech and it made me think of this thread. I couldn't help but laugh at him, here's the address its going to.


    Fag Automotive
    1750 Big Beaver Rd.
    Troy, MI


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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

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    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    I just saw someone in their car get T-boned.
    tight-wad

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Just overheard on Emeril:
    "Beat it until it's a stiff peak"


    Awesome.
    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Chugga, Chugga, Chugga When you cant get love in your ....
    1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Beer nuts
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    These are so funny.

    Albertson's used to carry like 5-10 lbs bags of boneless,skinless chicken breasts. DH an I always called them 'bags o' boobs'.

    TOV


    Hit 'em where it hurts..right in the sales aisle.Help support the 'girl-cotting' of A&F. Pass the word..tell your mom,your sister,your wife and girlfriends.Show your support for women everywhere by supporting the girl-cotting of Abercrombie.

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    Totem Pole.

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Large staff.

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