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    Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Lets have some fun. Ever hear something that sounded dirty, but in truth was very clean? For example as heard at a hockey game...

    'He's pulling out his Zamboni'


    Or in Star Wars....

    'Get in there you furry oaf, I don't care what you smell'

    and

    'Look at the size of that thing!!!!!'


    What other ones have you heard?
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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    well the long and short of it is na this is to easy. I wil pass on this one

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Chimichanga. End of story
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Ballcock
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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    half cocked

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    titilating story

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    I heard a story a few years ago about a news caster back east after she was done with her report she went to introduce the weatherman only to remember that last night he promised at least 6 inches of snow was going to fall. Not thinking she turned to him and said (on live TV)

    'So Ted, what happened to the 6 inches you promised me last night?'
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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Dity Minds is one of my favorite games! just thought it seemed appropriate for this thread you know?
    "Tonight I wash my hands of you
    You set the bar I could not live up to
    Tonight the light is breaking through
    So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell"
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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    Quote Originally Posted by OogieBoogie
    I heard a story a few years ago about a news caster back east after she was done with her report she went to introduce the weatherman only to remember that last night he promised at least 6 inches of snow was going to fall. Not thinking she turned to him and said (on live TV)

    'So Ted, what happened to the 6 inches you promised me last night?'
    Awww doncha love them tv bloopers!! ha ha ha ha

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    George Carlin had a funny routine years ago about clean words that sound dirty. Here are some examples:

    Beer nuts
    Cotton balls
    There are more I can't remember
    It's a funny routine.

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    Re: Things that sound dirty but really aren't

    I have that fridge magnet poetry set for euphemisms. Funniest thing ever! I love to see what people write when they come over and hang out at the fridge.
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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