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    Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    The idea behind this thread is to parody Christmas rituals, as another way of getting into the spirit of the season. You may participate in different ways:

    • Parady a carol/song/poem as I have just done with Frosty the Snowman.

    • Present the opening line of carol/song/poem in parody and have each poster take turns adding the other satirical lines (You might want to post the regular carol/song for them to refer to make it easier).

    • Post funny holiday pictures.

    • Share a humorous personal account, or a story that you have eather read or made up.

    • Ask riddles or tell jokes in line with the season.







    Frosty the No-man


    Frosty the Nn-man

    Was androgynous as can be

    With a brawny face and Michael Jackson nose.

    Was he a she, or she a he?



    Frosty the No-man

    Is a scary tale they say

    He/she was made of snow

    But there was nothiing down low

    And confusion everyday



    There must have been some Botox

    In the old pantyhose they found

    For when they placed it over his/her head

    They shook that bootyless body around



    Frosty the No-man

    Was alive and gender-free

    And the people say

    He/she was mean and nasty

    'Cause they couldn't be you or me



    Frosty the No-man

    Knew the sun was hot that day

    Said, think I'll run

    And buy some beer

    Before my snow bunns melt away



    Down to the liquor store

    With a ten spot in the hand

    Bought a six pack of Bud and guzzled it down

    Saying catch me if you can



    Staggering through the streets of town

    Right to a traffic cop

    Paused and regurgitated for a moment when

    He/she heard him holler stop



    Frosty the No-man

    Had to hurry on away

    He/she waved a bird

    Saying read my lips

    I'll be in your face again some day



    Tinkly tink tink

    Tinkly tink tink

    Look at Frosty go

    Tinkly tink tink

    Tinkly tink tink

    Making lots of yellow snow

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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.




    Great idea, Ride Warrior! Great job with Frosty! I've already started on mine and will hopefully have it up soon. I hope people will send these in as this has the potential to be a very funny thread!

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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    Here's my first try:

    (To the tune of Winter Wonderland)

    Slieghbells ring, how they glisten
    Dr. Phil, he is listnin
    Were happy today in our dysfunctional way
    Spending holidays with Dr. Phil

    Gone away, were inspired
    Donald Trump, he was fired
    All bankrupt is he, but not sad now hell be
    Spending holidays with Dr. Phil

    Mommys what youd call a Desperate housewife
    Been to bed with every man in townnnn....
    Ask if she is married? Not on your life...
    She never let 12 husbands get her down

    Later on, maybe Oprah
    Ill tune in, better than a soap ra (needs work)
    It sounds like a plan cuz Im on Atavan (and Valium)
    Spending holidays with Dr. Phil


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    Excellent. Nothing ike a dysfunctional winter wonderland with Dr. Phil.





    Funny Weird News - Drunken Santas accused of street brawl


    The Christmas spirit was not exactly overflowing last week, following the annual charity Santa run in Newtown, Wales, which ended in a mass street brawl. Witnesses report seeing up to forty drunken Santas beating the hell out of each other, after last Sunday's race. Police had to use CS spray and batons to break up trouble before finally restoring peace to the Welsh streets.



    Oh boy. What a mess.
    Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-20-2005 at 10:21 AM.

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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    (tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

    Teddy the red nosed senator
    Had a very shiny car
    and if you ever saw it
    you were probably near a bar

    All of the other senators
    wondered how he got his dames
    they thought he drank to many
    to play in any bedroom games

    Then one foggy Christmas eve
    Santa came and said
    Teddy with your nose so red
    won't you guide my sleigh instead

    Thats how the police found them
    wrapped around the maple tree
    Teddy the red nosed senator
    he's a drunken SOB

    (Credit goes to Bob Rivers for this. He's got some fabulious parodies on his website)
    Growing older is manditory
    Growing up is however, optional

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    BAD SANTA CHRISTMAS WISH LIST FOR NAUGHTY BOYS & GIRLS

    Hey! It's about time that rotten people get something for Christmas too. Let's face it, Santa has turned a deaf ear to us for year's. I resent his smug little "ho ho holier than thou" attitude.

    Well, here's my list. I'm sending it to the guy in the movie. He's much cooler anyway.

    Dear Bad Santa, I would like...

    1) glow in the dark jock strap

    2) cable television de-scrambler

    3) year's subscription to Hustler

    4) Catherine Zeta Jones' phone number

    5) my 90 mph speeding ticket down Chestnut Street to be lost by the DMV

    6) brand new Hummer, with spinners and a hydraulic lift

    7) colorful bedroom chew tray to spit in

    If you have anything that you want, go ahead and post your list to Bad Santa. He'll be happy as hell to hear from you.



    Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-20-2005 at 02:55 PM.

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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    well i need some time to make up my own..not sure if I can mine will be probably be dirty and not able to be posted.. so I participate by finding some of my fave parodies..first one is Jeff Foxworthy A rednecks 12 days of x mas....

    Chorus: On the twelve days of Christmas, my true love sent to me
    Jeff: Twelve-pack of Bud, eleven rasslin' tickets, "ten" of "Copenhagen",
    nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of "Red Man",
    six cans of Spam...(Whew).
    Chorus: Five flannel shirts...
    Jeff: Four Piedmont tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin' dogs and
    some parts to a Mustang GT.


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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    LOL Groom, that is funny.

    I am trying to think of a Christmas song where I can mention some mice chatters in it.

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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    Present the opening line of carol/song/poem in parody and have each poster take turns adding the other satirical lines (You might want to post the regular carol/song for them to refer to make it easier).


    Okay here is something.

    I will list the first lyric to "Twas the Night Before Christmas" and others who want to add on can

    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

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    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....


    The stockings were hung, and were the chatters,
    Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...



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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....


    The stockings were hung, and were the chatters,
    Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

    The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
    as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....


    The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
    Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

    The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
    as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

    All the ladies in their teddies, all the guys in them too
    Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

    Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-21-2005 at 12:21 AM.

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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

    The stockings were hung, and were the chatters,
    Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

    The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
    as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

    All the ladies in their teddies, all the guys in them too
    Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

    When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
    Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

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    ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

    The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
    Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

    The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
    as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

    All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
    Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

    When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
    Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

    Away to the server, they stammered and fell
    The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell

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    Re: Frosty the No-man & Other Favorite Yuletide Paradies, etc.

    ''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
    every chatter was drinking, and up til late night.....

    The stockings were hung, and so were the chatters,
    Wanting condoms and beer, cause not much else matters...

    The Chatters were passed out, and snug on the floor
    as visions of beer gods danced in galore.....

    All the ladies in their teddies, the guys in them too
    Had just gottin' down to a long winter's drool

    When down in Micechat there arose such a chatter
    Drama Queen logged on to see what was the matter

    Away to the server, they stammered and fell
    The system was down, they we're all drunk as hell


    The mood in the room of the now fallen site
    was dreaded by bored chatters all through the night.

    When what to our Mice Chat obsessed minds do appear?
    A Monorail Man and Dusty Sage on 8 tiny reindeer.

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