I just heard on the radio that some company was paying people to tattoo their logo/product on their forehead.
WHAT product would you tattoo on your forehead, and for HOW much money would you do it for?
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
I'd buy the permanent tattoo one and have it read "Idiot" in nice big red letters, because that's what they are. They're not clever as they're not the first to do it. It's the same with wheelchairs and a pregnant woman's stomach.Sad and pathetic, anything for a quick buck I guess.
"Tonight I wash my hands of you
You set the bar I could not live up to
Tonight the light is breaking through
So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell"