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  1. #1

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    What's on your forehead?

    I just heard on the radio that some company was paying people to tattoo their logo/product on their forehead.

    WHAT product would you tattoo on your forehead, and for HOW much money would you do it for?
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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    Eglantine, Eglantine, oh how you shine!
    I don't believe in giving animals ridiculous names. I call him Cosmic Creepers...
    ...and if you've got no other choice, you know you can follow my voice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emelius_Browne

    That, My friend is the last act of a desperate man...
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    I'd buy the permanent tattoo one and have it read "Idiot" in nice big red letters, because that's what they are. They're not clever as they're not the first to do it. It's the same with wheelchairs and a pregnant woman's stomach.Sad and pathetic, anything for a quick buck I guess.
    "Tonight I wash my hands of you
    You set the bar I could not live up to
    Tonight the light is breaking through
    So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell"
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    I would have "Chap Stick" tattooed to my forehead, but use some sort of glow in the dark ink. Maybe about... no, I would never do that, because the money wont last forever.

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    lol.................

    i wish this site had i higher rating some times..... I am off to the litter box!
    hahahahaq
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    No, you can't drive IT.

    Drive it like it's stolen.














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