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    Smile Evolution in the classroom

    One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

    The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

    TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

    TEACHER: Did you see God?

    TOMMY: No.

    TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.

    A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

    The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

    Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

    TOMMY: Yes

    LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

    TOMMY: No

    LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she
    must not have one!

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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    That was cute.........
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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    I give this tread 3 days max before it hits the Litter Box.

    Where's the popcorn I just popped?
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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    Hahah... okay, that's cute.

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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    OMG I love it!!!!!
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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    I'm sure that spam e-mail is big in Kansas, if that state is even hooked up to the internet yet. It would have to enter the 20th Century first.
    "Here You Leave the World of California Today and Enter the World of, um, er, California Today."

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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    That was so cute!
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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    I heard it before and I still love it!!!

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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    That was cute!



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