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    Smile Evolution in the classroom

    One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

    The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

    TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

    TEACHER: Did you see God?

    TOMMY: No.

    TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.

    A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

    The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

    Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

    TOMMY: Yes

    LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

    TOMMY: No

    LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she
    must not have one!

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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    That was cute.........
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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    I give this tread 3 days max before it hits the Litter Box.

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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    Hahah... okay, that's cute.

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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    OMG I love it!!!!!
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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    I'm sure that spam e-mail is big in Kansas, if that state is even hooked up to the internet yet. It would have to enter the 20th Century first.

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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    That was so cute!
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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    I heard it before and I still love it!!!

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    Re: Evolution in the classroom

    That was cute!



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