ORWEN: Do any of you ducklings out there happen to know someone who claims to be a Disney fan while, at the same time, says they don't care for Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck or Goofy?
ORDDU: We know such a fan in New York who, while she likes most of the Disney movies and enjoys going to the Disney theme parks, says she really can't stand Mickey Mouse! It just seems rather odd.
ORWEN: Whenever we've been to the Disney parks with this woman, she'll get excited to see the characters from The Little Mermaid or Beauty & the Beast. But if Mickey or Donald happen to wander by, she'll just turn up her nose at them as if they didn't exist. I guess she forgot that it all started with a Mouse and that, without Mickey, there wouldn't even be an Ariel or a Belle!
ORDDU: To each their own, I suppose...