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    Men are Like.......

    1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
    2. Men are like ... Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
    3. Men are like ...Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like ...
    Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like ...
    Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like ...
    Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
    7. Men are like ...
    Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    8. Men are like ...
    Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    9. Men are like ...
    Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    10. Men are like ...
    Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    11. Men are like ...
    Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12. Men are like ...
    Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    13. Men are like ...
    Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.



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    Re: Men are Like.......

    That's too funny but oh so true.
    I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. Edna Mode

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    Re: Men are Like.......

    I was reading thought I would post it


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    Re: Men are Like.......

    Women are like Elephants. Fun to look at but you don't really want to keep one.

    Women are like Diamonds. Pretty but too expensive to be realistic.

    Women are like Maggots. Alone they are harmless, but if you get fifty thousand of them together they can devour a deer carcass in less than a week.

    Women are like goldfish, if you feed them too much they can double, even triple in size.

    Women are like comic book stores. All the best merchandise has a sign that says "Look but don't touch."


    Ok, so they don't all make sense. Nor are they as good as Crazylegs, but i had to represent.
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    Re: Men are Like.......

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    Women are like Elephants. Fun to look at but you don't really want to keep one.

    Women are like Diamonds. Pretty but too expensive to be realistic.

    Women are like Maggots. Alone they are harmless, but if you get fifty thousand of them together they can devour a deer carcass in less than a week.

    Women are like goldfish, if you feed them too much they can double, even triple in size.

    Women are like comic book stores. All the best merchandise has a sign that says "Look but don't touch."


    Ok, so they don't all make sense. Nor are they as good as Crazylegs, but i had to represent.
    Aww thanks



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    Re: Men are Like.......

    That was great, but, but, you forgot the spew warning. I was just about to take a drink of my morning coffee, and started to read your post, and decided not to. That was a good decision, because my keyboard would have been covered.

    Very funny, very, very funny.

    Now I have a big decision:

    Do I show it to my wife? Or not?

    Thanks for the morning funny!

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    Thanks CL...Too funny!

    I needed the laugh this morning.

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    Re: Men are Like.......

    Men Are Just Happier People--Your last name stays put. Your garage is all
    yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
    snack.

    You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
    T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
    mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
    restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
    of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
    character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't
    cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
    conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A
    five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
    jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
    someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
    hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can
    wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
    pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
    No wonder men are happier!!!
    Growing older is manditory
    Growing up is however, optional

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