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    Talking Smart Old Lady

    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
    Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

    "Damn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" " Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

    "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

    Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

    aka Sara

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    1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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    I can always use a laugh, first thing in the morning!


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    well thats none of your buisness

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    haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa

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