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    Dear IRS

    Don't you wish this was true if you owed money?


    Dear IRS:

    Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
    Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that
    the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
    toilet seat.

    I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
    $1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00. Please apply the
    overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my
    return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips
    Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for
    1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)

    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year and I look forward to
    paying it again next year.

    Sincerely,
    A Satisfied Taxpayer
    aka Sara




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    Re: Dear IRS

    Oh yeah!! I'd so love to get away with that!




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    Re: Dear IRS

    That toilet seat should be Golden for that price. And those hammers better be doing the job for me! Yes and this would be comical if you could!
    Last edited by Alchimedes; 12-24-2005 at 11:20 PM.
    1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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    Re: Dear IRS

    This is a Great idea.... I wonder would anyone get away with it??

    (J/K or maybe I am not... )

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