Don't you wish this was true if you owed money?
Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that
the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00. Please apply the
overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my
return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips
Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for
1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year and I look forward to
paying it again next year.
A Satisfied Taxpayer