cartoon quotes

**migitmouse88** · 03-14-2005, 02:12 PM

i thoght this would make a fun thread
i have made a list of my favorite quotes from cartoon characters
add to the last if you guys want

“It is becoming increasingly obvious; I can deny it no longer… I am small”
Plankton
“Does anybody understand what this duck is saying”
Daffy
‘Allow me to introduce myself my name is mud”
Wile E coyote
“One of these days your gonna die laughin”
The weasels
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder but it sure makes the rest of you feel lonely”
Charlie brown
“Are all girls like this or just the ones I know?”
Ron
You are a baboon… and I’m not”
Rafiki
“There’s only one way to stop a mad watch”
The March Hare
“Hello…strange but wise monkey”
Timon
‘Fish are friends not food”
Bruce
"We” could mean anything. We as in us "We the people" or my favorite "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Cosmo
“Oooo I like it when they squeal”
Dr. Frankenollie
“Please you don’t know what its like to be considered a freak… well maybe ya do but that’s why we gotta stick together”
Donkey
“If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have I’d have one dollar”
Squidward
“Most everyone’s mad here we can’t help that”
The Cheshire cat
“Hakuna Matata”
Timon and Pumbaa
‘I’m surrounded by idiots”
Scar
“I have an excellent idea… let’s change the subject
The march Hare
“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely useless”
Calvin and Hobbs
“Were two halves of a whole idiot”
Cosmo and Wanda
“I feel I will never know who was knocking…but I will make it my mission in life to find out”
Jorgen
“Aint I a stinker”
Bugs Bunny
‘I hate happy endings”
Peg leg Pete
“It’s not just a job it’s an adventure. But I hate adventure! Perfect you’re hired”
Dr Frankenollie, Mickey Mouse
“When in doubt pinky out”
Patrick
“I give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it”
Alice
“Goodbye everyone… I’ll remember you all in therapy”
Plankton
“Look at this…I’m so ticked off that I’m molting”
Iago

**migitmouse88** · 03-14-2005, 02:13 PM

i know what your thinking... i have a lot of free time on my hands

**mrfantasmic** · 03-14-2005, 02:19 PM

"Yes I'm a natural blue" - Dory

**Giant Panda** · 03-14-2005, 02:22 PM

"In theory, Communism works. In theory."

"This is the worst pain ever!"

"D'OH!"

-Homer Simpson

**migitmouse88** · 03-14-2005, 02:30 PM

thanks guys... ive been working on this list for a while and its where i get most of the quotes for the bottom of my posts from.. im a huge fan of cartoons and spend most of my time wacthing them (and of course typing on mice chat

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**Cuzco-topia** · 03-14-2005, 02:40 PM

"Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."
-Fry, Futurama

"My Manwich!!!"
-Hermes, Futurama

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T... "
-Homer, the Simpsons

**Emelius_Browne** · 03-14-2005, 03:12 PM

Me fail English? That's unpossible-Ralph Wiggum

**Cuzco-topia** · 03-14-2005, 05:47 PM

I bent my wookie.
-Ralph Wiggum

**Snacks** · 03-14-2005, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by migitmouse88

i know what your thinking... i have a lot of free time on my hands

it did cross my mind...

**migitmouse88** · 03-14-2005, 06:30 PM

were you making fun of me? :confused:

**migitmouse88** · 03-14-2005, 06:42 PM

sorry

theres nothing else to do

**PirateMunkee** · 03-14-2005, 09:02 PM

"Regardless of what was portayed here tonight, War is neither glamorous nor cool except for the following exceptions...The Revelutionary War, World War II, and the Star Wars Triology. To learn more about war, please visit your public Library"- Bart Simpson

"Haven't you ever heard of the Immancipation Proclaimnation?"
"No, I don't listen to Rap Music."- Chef and Army General (South Park the movie)

"Screw You guys...I'm going home!!"-Eric Cartman

**Modern Folly** · 03-14-2005, 09:27 PM

[while plummeting to his doom, Ed thinks back on three moments of his life: learning to crawl, standing up and the first time he played the triangle] "You call that a life?" - Ed Grimley

"Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth." - Master Shake

"Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship." - Green Mooninite on Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"It's the red pasta the Italians call SPAGHEEETTEH" - The Mayor of "Tom Goes to the Mayor

**DisneyFan25863** · 03-14-2005, 10:55 PM

Stewie: [Picking up the phone.] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
[dialing number]
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...

Best. Quote. Ever.