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    3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    1. 75% of the meat in a Chimpanzee's diet is baby red colobus monkey. The main purpose for eating these little guys? Sex. Researchers foud that if a male chip offers a freshly killed baby monkey to a female they will mate.

    2. Only two species in the world mate face to face. Humans and bonobo monkeys. They mate face to face whenever other monkeys would fight... make love not war I guess.

    3. Different families of Chimpanzees will engage in "Wars" with other families for territory and food. While in these wars the chimps will kill, eat, rape, pillage, and be as nasty as they can to the other family until one side gives up their land.
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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    3. Different families of Chimpanzees will engage in "Wars" with other families for territory and food. While in these wars the chimps will kill, eat, rape, pillage, and be as nasty as they can to the other family until one side gives up their land.
    Are we still talking about chimps?

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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    1. 75% of the meat in a Chimpanzee's diet is baby red colobus monkey. The main purpose for eating these little guys? Sex. Researchers foud that if a male chip offers a freshly killed baby monkey to a female they will mate.
    Um, I just want to assure the general public that at the Zoo, Chimpanzee's are not fed baby monkeys.

    That is all.

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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by a_hyperbole
    Um, I just want to assure the general public that at the Zoo, Chimpanzee's are not fed baby monkeys.

    That is all.
    Perhaps they should... ya know, to replicate their authentic environment.
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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    That would be something that they could sell tickets to...

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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    What kind of babies are they fed, then?
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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    Perhaps they should... ya know, to replicate their authentic environment.
    Yeah, but then we'd have PETA breathing down our throat. Too much hassle. Better to give them peanut butter and folivore biscuits.

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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum
    What kind of babies are they fed, then?
    You're evil. Pure evil.

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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum
    What kind of babies are they fed, then?
    this kind: cute eh?
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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by a_hyperbole
    You're evil. Pure evil.
    Not as much as PETA... now, that's PURE evil.
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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    2. Only two species in the world mate face to face. Humans and bonobo monkeys. They mate face to face whenever other monkeys would fight... make love not war I guess.
    Bonobos also will have sex with members of their own gender.
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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Only two species in the world mate face to face. Humans and bonobo monkeys.

    not this human ! hee hee hee

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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by hakuna makarla
    Only two species in the world mate face to face. Humans and bonobo monkeys.

    not this human ! hee hee hee
    *barks*



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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    Quote Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum
    Not as much as PETA... now, that's PURE evil.
    People Eating Tasty Animals are evil?

    And me endangered and all .......
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    Re: 3 things about monkeys and chimps you wish you didn't know

    you have ruined all innocence of the monkey...

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