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    Talking This isn't my Grandma she wants the real thing

    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
    his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
    said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
    went to heaven?"

    Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
    I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
    The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh.
    I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was

    She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in
    focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to
    fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried
    to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister
    said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied,
    "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister
    aka Sara

    One of my children
    isn't pictured,

    ABE is still hibernating

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    Re: This isn't my Grandma she wants the real thing

    Thanks for the chuckle!
    Mom, remember, it's not what a person is like on the outside that counts,
    it's what they are like in their HEART!

    - Wolfette

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    Re: This isn't my Grandma she wants the real thing

    That sounds like my grandma!
    Good morning, son
    In twenty years from now
    Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
    And I can tell you 'bout today
    And how I picked you up and everything changed
    It was pain
    Sunny days and rain
    I knew you'd feel the same things...

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