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(Mr. Wiggins, please help me to look less stupid by adding at least a couple of your best. They're some of the funniest & most clever things I've read on Micechat/Miceage.)
THIS THREAD IS IN PROGRESS
(Mr. Wiggins, please help me to look less stupid by adding at least a couple of your best. They're some of the funniest & most clever things I've read on Micechat/Miceage.)
I'm "all ears"; I do not believe that I have ever had the pleasure...
"I've got the heart of a child..." - I keep it in a box, next to my bed...
Well, um...
From Ride Warrior's thread "How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?", there was this bit o' doggerel...
Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...
The churro is always crunchy
Cause it has been fried in fat
You say it's your favorite munchie
But here is your caveat:
The sugar, it rots your toothies
The cinnamon fries your brain
I tellin' you no half-truthies
You in for a lot of pain!
Eat it and see
Eat it and see
It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
It's full of saturated lard
It gonna make your ticker hard
There is no cure-o for too many churros
Eat it and see!
"With the acquisition of Marvel and now of Lucasfilm,
Disney may have finally found the grail. You don't need
imagination or art. All you need is a brand."
- Neil Gabler
Thank you!
Encore!
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