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    The best of Mr. Wiggins' Disneyland song parodies (IN PROGRESS)

    THIS THREAD IS IN PROGRESS

    (Mr. Wiggins, please help me to look less stupid by adding at least a couple of your best. They're some of the funniest & most clever things I've read on Micechat/Miceage.)

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    Re: The best of Mr. Wiggins' Disneyland song parodies (IN PROGRESS)

    I'm "all ears"; I do not believe that I have ever had the pleasure...
    "I've got the heart of a child..." - I keep it in a box, next to my bed...

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    Re: The best of Mr. Wiggins' Disneyland song parodies (IN PROGRESS)

    Well, um...

    From Ride Warrior's thread "How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?", there was this bit o' doggerel...


    Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


    The churro is always crunchy
    Cause it has been fried in fat
    You say it's your favorite munchie
    But here is your caveat:
    The sugar, it rots your toothies
    The cinnamon fries your brain
    I tellin' you no half-truthies
    You in for a lot of pain!

    Eat it and see
    Eat it and see
    It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
    It's full of saturated lard
    It gonna make your ticker hard
    There is no cure-o for too many churros
    Eat it and see!




    "With the acquisition of Marvel and now of Lucasfilm,
    Disney may have finally found the grail. You don't need
    imagination or art. All you need is a brand."

    - Neil Gabler


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    Re: The best of Mr. Wiggins' Disneyland song parodies (IN PROGRESS)

    Thank you!

    Encore!

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