Another game to play: Tell me a story...

[piratebooty]

had way too much corn for his taste.

[MSEPForever]

He quickly threw the burrito out of his sleigh. Unfortunately it would land...

[piratebooty]

on the paradise pier hotel.

[MSEPForever]

This would create a ugly mess. However, Michael Eisner, now out of a job after being kicked out of the Disney company, would scurry over to the burrito and...

[piratebooty]

see paul pressler being formed from the muck within...

[MSEPForever]

to his shock Eisner would get a broom and sweep the Paul Pressler muck in a jar. Eisner would then...

[piratebooty]

dance the tango by himself up and down main street till his feet bleed.

[MSEPForever]

In pain, Eisner would lift up his feet to his face and stick it in his mouth and suck on it. Eisner would then...

[piratebooty]

become completly enraptured by the crud he scraped up from his toenails, and spend the rest of eternity savoring the flavor, right in the middle of main street.

[MSEPForever]

When people would pass by Eisner in Main Street they would...

[penguinsoda]

run away as fast at they could in utter disqust, knowing that at any moment, just like a monkey in a zoo he might....

[Ride Warrior]

a rabid Eisner might spit on them...and the utter horror should he bite them.

[penguinsoda]

For if the were ever accidently bitten by a rabid Eisner, certain doom would fall upon them. First....

[penguinsoda]

all of their toenails would turn green and fall off. Then the hair on their heads would turn purple, curl tightly and then fall from their heads and migrate down their backs where the folicles would implant themselves. Nezt large zits would pop out all over there bodies, with especially large ones protruding from their elbows. Once that was complete, the next transformation to occur would be.....