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    'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Would you be relieved and happy, terrified and upset, or disappointed if this happened to a loved one?


    'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Mourners at a recent funeral in Zimbabwe were caught by surprise when the guest of honor sat up in his coffin.


    According to local reports, 34-year-old Brighton Dama Zanthe, the seemingly dead man, woke up last week while friends and family prepared to pay their respects at his home in Gweru.
    'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral In Zimbabwe, Witness Says

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    ​I suspect I'd feel a number of things all at once. On either side of the equation.
    I pledge allegiance to the Earth, one planet, many gods, and to the universe in which she spins.

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Brighton, you know how much money we WASTED on this funeral?

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    So the zombie apocalypse starts in Zombabwe huh?
    Oops, meant Zimbabwe.

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    If I lived in Zimbabwe, I'd probably be disappointed I woke up.

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Really, zim bob why?

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    wow that is very weird

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Dopey24 View Post
    wow that is very weird
    Sometimes I look like I woke from the dead on Monday mornings.

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    lol.

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Apparently, they don't embalm bodies in Zimbabwe........

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Quote Originally Posted by micromind View Post
    Apparently, they don't embalm bodies in Zimbabwe........
    I was thinking the same thing, when I first saw the title of the this thread. Wouldn't the undertaker, have discovered a live body when they do, what it is that undertakers do?

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Even though funerals are very expensive, I would be relieved to see a loved one alive and well.


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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Quote Originally Posted by Witeldram View Post
    Even though funerals are very expensive, I would be relieved to see a loved one alive and well.
    Aww, you've got a lot of heart. Take it out of their allowance.

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Do you get a refund in a situation like that?

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    Re: 'Dead' Man Woke Up During Own Funeral

    Quote Originally Posted by Barbaraann View Post
    Wouldn't the undertaker, ... when they do, what it is that undertakers do?
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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