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    How many does it take to change a light bulb?

    Found this on another forum and thought I would pass it on. It is so true!


    How many discussion group posters does it take to change a lightbulb?


    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    5 to flame the spell checkers

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

    ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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    Acording to spell check it is "Light bulb" (hehe... 5 more to go..)

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    Roflmao

    the sad thing is how very true that is
    procrastibating

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    ROFL! Nice one, KoH!

    Oh, BTW, you should really read the FAQ before posting anything on light bulbs.

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    :confused: :confused: :confused: Can someone please explain to me: what is this "light bulb" of which you speak?

    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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    That would be one of these....
    "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

    AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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    How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? ONE!! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ortizmo2000
    That would be one of these....
    OOOOOOOOHHH, I get it

    How many Imagineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Does it HAVE to be a light bulb?

    I know, I know, you've ALL already heard that one....
    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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