The Penguin on the Telly Thread...Or more "OPRA" for your enjoyment

This thread has been established in honor of Penguinsodas five bloody diamonds: :bow: (If Monty Python gives you a rash, read no further.) Once you have read to the bottom, feel free to fling bits of random nothingness into this thread in the grand tradition of said Penguin. (This is about as random as it gets...so don't expect too much...)

Radio Announcer: And now the BBC is proud to present a brand new radio drama series, "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots." Part One: The Beginning.

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(music)

Man's voice: Yoo arrr Mary, Queen of Scots?

Woman's voice: I am!

(music then sound of saw cutting, and other violent sounds as before, with the woman screaming. Suddenly it is silent.)

Man's voice: I think she's dead.

Woman's voice: No I'm not!

Announcer: that was episode two of "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots", specially adapted for radio by Gracie Fields and Joe Frazier.
(After the radio explodes, the two women on the couch look at each other.)

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First Pepperpot: We'll have to watch the Telly-vision!

Second Pepperpot : Aaaaw.

(they turn the couch so it's facing the television. One turns the television on, and they sit down. There is a small penguin sitting on top of the television set.)

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Both Pepperpots: (singing, mumbled) hhmhmhmhmh... mhmmhmh mhmhm hhmhmmhm mhmhmmhmhmh

First Pepperpot: What's that on top of the telly-vision set?

Second Pepperpot: (matter-of-factly) Looks like a penguin.

(pause)

Second Pepperpot: It's been a long time there, now, has it?

First Pepperpot: What's it doin' there?

Second Pepperpot: Standin'!

First Pepperpot: I can see that!

(pause)

First Pepperpot: If it laid an egg, it would roll down the back of the telly-vision set.

Second Pepperpot: Ummmm. I hadn't thought of that.

First Pepperpot: Unless it's a male.

Second Pepperpot: Yes. It looks fairly butch.

(pause)

First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from next door.

Second Pepperpot: (yelling) NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come from the Antarctic!

First Pepperpot: (yet louder) BURMA!!!

(they both stop short, looking around)

Second Pepperpot: Why'd'j say that?

First Pepperpot: I panicked.

Second Pepperpot: Oh.

First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from the zoo.

Second Pepperpot: Which zoo?

First Pepperpot: (angrily) 'ow should I know which zoo it's from?!? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky!!

Second Pepperpot: 'Oo's Doctor bloody Bernofsky?

First Pepperpot: He knows everything.

Second Pepperpot: Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of life.

(pause)

Second Pepperpot: Besides, if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo" stamped on it.

First Pepperpot: They don't stamp animals "property of the zoo"!! You can't stamp a huge lion "property of the zoo"!!

Second Pepperpot: (confidently) They stamp them when they're small.

First Pepperpot: (snapping back) What happens when they moult?

Second Pepperpot: Lions don't moult.

First Pepperpot: No, but penguins do. THERE! I've run rings around you logically.

Second Pepperpot: (looks at the camera) OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!

(The television warms up: a man is sitting behind a news desk)

Man: Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.

She's a penguin on a mission, and she never has permission.

Quote:

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First Pepperpot: If it laid an egg, it would roll down the back of the telly-vision set.

Second Pepperpot: Ummmm. I hadn't thought of that.

First Pepperpot: Unless it's a male.

Second Pepperpot: Yes. It looks fairly butch.

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That's my favorite part. The penguin looks "fairly butch." (snicker, snicker...)

Butch Penguin and the Sundance Squid

I haven't a clever comeback, just wanted to say I LOVE Monty Python!

That's cool. Hulk Hogan is known for refering to hiss mega-normous biceps as his pythons. Womder if he's a fan of Monte.

Do the Pingu, Pingu
waah waah waah waah waah

:lmao: :lol::bow::imtheone::blush::lmao::roll:


I've had 4 hours of sleep in the last 27 hours.... I have a bugger of a head cold thats trying to turn into a chest cold. I have to go back to work tonight and need to get at least another 4 hours of sleep today in order to somewhat function. So what do I do instead of going to bed? I come in here and go wandering around aimlessly. And what to I find?


THiS!!!! :lol: This it totally freaking hilarious!!! I only wish I was mentally coherent so I could come up with a come back!!!

:squeeze:

:)) gee's penguin, your so darn popular

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Originally Posted by penguinsoda

:lmao: :lol::bow::imtheone::blush::lmao::roll:


I've had 4 hours of sleep in the last 27 hours.... I have a bugger of a head cold thats trying to turn into a chest cold. I have to go back to work tonight and need to get at least another 4 hours of sleep today in order to somewhat function. So what do I do instead of going to bed? I come in here and go wandering around aimlessly. And what to I find?


THiS!!!! :lol: This it totally freaking hilarious!!! I only wish I was mentally coherent so I could come up with a come back!!!

:squeeze:

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Actually, this is MUCH funnier with a heavy dose of Nyquil.

How many quarts of Nyquil have you taken? :razz::rolleyes:

it's a posting disease... quite common in some areas

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Originally Posted by Evan-500

it's a posting disease... quite common in some areas

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RW has it something awful! :eek: 7400 and still going...and going...and going...

All hail RaidWarrior! The losingest loser of Micechat! :bow:

wow do you guys work or just sit on the computer until you fall off :) ummmm I hope you take potty breaks and do some dating LOL!!

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Originally Posted by hakuna makarla

wow do you guys work or just sit on the computer until you fall off :) ummmm I hope you take potty breaks and do some dating LOL!!

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HEY! I'm only on two thousand and something. Now RW, on the other hand...I don't think he's been to the bathroom since April of 2005.