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    its a red neck night.....or, laugh it up :)

    You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

    1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

    5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    9. Your junior prom offered day care.

    10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

    11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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    Re: its a red neck night.....or, laugh it up :)

    "Louise....Ah think they're tahkin bout us agin."

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    Re: its a red neck night.....or, laugh it up :)

    Quote Originally Posted by localdisnyfan
    What's so funny? (Redneck cupholder)
    what the heck are you doing with my picture??? hummmmmmmmmm!!


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    Re: its a red neck night.....or, laugh it up :)

    Quote Originally Posted by localdisnyfan
    "Louise....Ah think they're tahkin bout us agin."
    Hey that was my idea they stole.....I.....I.....mean that was my neighbors idea.....Yeah, my neighbors idea......Phew, I got myself out of that one quick.

    (Scremin out the door)
    Hey darlin'! Go get me dat der roadkill fr'm off of da beatin path outside! We need Br'kfas' an' pappa neads a new fur coat for da' wint'r! While yer at it, pop me open one of those beer bottles cause my race is 'bout ta start!

    gon'ight folks! Da misses an' da' yokels needa bring in sum wood for the win'er season!

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    Re: its a red neck night.....or, laugh it up :)

    18. You have an old couch or the front seat out of a car on your porch.

    19. Your house has more wheels than any of the trucks parked in your yard.

    20. You like shopping at Pic N Save because you don't have to get all dressed up like you do at Wal-Mart.

    21. You wish the Sears catalog came in two-ply.

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    Re: its a red neck night.....or, laugh it up :)

    According to Jeff Foxworthy:

    "Top 10 Reasons You Might Be A Redneck Hunter if.....:

    10) You've ever financed a scope
    9) Everything in your icebox smells like deer meat
    8) You think property lines don't apply to you
    7) You've ever hunted Bigfoot
    6) You painted your truck camouflage and now you can't find it
    5) You've had roadkill mounted
    4) Your shotgun recieves more action than your lawn mower
    3) You're using your spare bedroom as a deer cooler
    2) You practice your turkey call at the dinner table
    1) You think "Unleaded" refers to the deer you haven't shot yet"
    Last edited by Disney Wrassler; 02-12-2006 at 06:07 PM.

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    Re: its a red neck night.....or, laugh it up :)

    Too funny!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: its a red neck night.....or, laugh it up :)

    But wait! There's more!

    22. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.

    23. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.

    24. You've ever used lard in bed.

    25. Your home has more miles on it than your car.

    26. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.

    27. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

    28. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her a--.

    29. The primary color of your car is "bondo".

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