I dunno...ninjas are pretty cool...all sneaky, acrobatic, and stealthy. You wouldn't even see them coming! But then again, Pirates are swashbucklers and will do anything to get their way to treasure!
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
It reminds me of Indiana Jones (i forget which movie) when he is in the market place and the Indian Ninja type guy starts doing all these crazy ninja style moves trying to fight and Indy just rolls his eyes and pulls out a gun and caps him. Very Pirate move IMO.
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