(based on a thread by cuzcotopia)
what happened to this great thread? anyway... im going to start a new one
here it goes (i will give a name for it and you guys can go ahead
the many haunted tales of disney the return of michel eisner
It was a dark and stormy night. The wind was howling and rain pounding down. The lightning lit up the night to find a lone man carrying a shovel. He stopped at a specific grave and started to dig. The lightning flash again to show the face of the digger and the grave he was digging at. The digger was George Mitchell and the grave was that of Michael Eisner. Another figure appeared in the graveyard pointing what appeared to be a weapon. "what do you think you are doing?" the figure said as he leveled his weapon at Mitchell. "Look Bob, this isn't going to work out. We have to bring this monster back. You're just not Eisner." The figure stepped out of the shadows and reavealed himself as noneother than Bob Iger. "I just got this position and I can not let you take it away from me. If I have to, I'll shoot you right here and put you in Eisner's grave with him." George laughed. "Yeah, you and what army?" Bob Iger smiled an evil smile and from behind him in the shadows comes....
Mickey was carrying a baseball bat and wearing a three piece suit. "George, You have treated me like a slave for the last time. Remember, the company was started by a mouse and that mouse was me. I'm taking over and I'm renaming the company the Mouse Crime Family." Mickey walked over to Bob and put his arm around him. "You see, we made Bob here an offer he couldn't refuse. If you just put down the shovel and walk away from Eisner's grave, I'll see we give you the same offer we gave Bobby Boy here" George couldn't believe what he just heard. Of course the Board and Eisner were stealing from the public and raiding Walt's dream but now, Mickey was here and stealing it right back. "And what deal is that Don Mickey?"