The Loser and the Moderator
Were mamabot don't you know;
She laughed like anything to see
Such quantities of posts:
"If this were only a job,"
She said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven posts with seven reps
Posted for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Loser said,
"That I could make it there?"
"I doubt it," said the Moderator,
And shed a bitter tear.
This is a take on Lewis Carrol's The Walrus and the Carpenter.
Yeah, I am a loser now. Who will be next?