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    thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    Today I am a loser.
    3.67 posts a day. ( .67 posts a day? well, they can't all be winners)
    Thanks for the fun, MiceChat.

    And now: The Best of TJL!!!
    Top Ten Lists
    The Pirates of the Caribbean will lose its "PC" overlay an receive a new "MAC OS" overlay
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19202
    *Free night at the Hollywood Tower Hotel (*by “free night“ we mean “fast pass“)
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6649
    To keep ride fresh, every 500th guest gets whacked in the face with a shingle
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18360
    During re-entry there will be a frank and honest discussion on sex and responsibility.
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21087
    CMs need only work when they feel like it to be considered full time
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20420
    In addition to the ten (10) Cast Member murders you get every year, you now get ten (10) non AP guest murders. Murders are now transferable from year to year.
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21984

    Other Random Funny Stuff
    Part of the Unwashed Mass: Guests who chose to save money by not buying personal grooming supplies. Related to the Gas Passer
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9191
    I know that standing up on Splash Mountain could kill me, but it’s three seconds of great fun!
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10894
    I get it two, sometimes three times a day. More if I'm willing to serve myself
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11775
    I like Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. That frog got what was coming to him
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13292
    In a final insult, they want to “Fix” the water “Damage” above the treasure “scene” as the “guests” enter the “building” to “experience” “the” ride. Another classic piece of Disney History dies in order to make a quick buck.
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14175
    75% of the meat in a Chimpanzee's diet is baby red colobus monkey
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16827
    It's the freakin' yetti!
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18353
    Bees don't kill people, bee keepers kill people
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19277

    When I tried to be a Medium
    You will probably lose a hand, but the call of free hats from The Matterhorn is too strong to ignore.
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11939
    Dreams are make-believe, but they can all come true, except for you
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11541
    The joy and triumph of finally remembering all the lines on the Haunted Mansion will be ruined by the cretins surrounding you who don’t understand art
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11235

    Good Times

    SO, I bought season passes and ONE ticket for my wife to see Wicked with the rest of the group. They saw Wicked, i went to Disneyland for a day with my nephew.
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9650
    She was crying so hard we could hardly understand what she was saying, but we finally understood, “They need to take the baby now.”
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10365
    I am writing a novel
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11486
    101,135 words
    http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19385

    Anyway, enough shameless self promoting. Thanks for the good times MiceChat. Thanks for the Admins and Mods, Thanks to everyone who complained that I wasn't funny. Thanks to those who foolishly incisted that I was.

    1000 more to go.
    Last edited by thejoshualee; 03-21-2006 at 03:19 AM.
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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    To thejoshualee...

    I knew there was a good reason to be awake and at my PC at 3 AM. It means I get to be the first to say...

    CONGRATULATIONS on your first BLING!!

    (What an accomplishment )

    There are no losers on MiceCh...well, okay - LOSER!!

    Barry
    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    Congrats


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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    Great reflection there, I laughed out loud several times - so I guess I'm one of the latter people.

    Congrats!

    "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    Welcome to the wonderful world of loserdom!! I always "got" your sense of humor, but then again I'm sure that somewhere along my 8000+ posts I annoyed more than my share of people too!




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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    They broke the mold, when they created "thejoshualee", and that is a good thing.

    Congratulations.

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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    TJel - Congratulations on your blingage. Take a few moments to reflect on what it truly means to be a loser.

























    Are you done already? Thank you for the brave and pioneering spirit that continues to push you to be funny even when everyone is screaming for your head on a platter. Even the people chasing you with the pitchforks MUST think it's funny on SOME level! From all of us union bashing, stroller pushing, AP holding, effeminate parade dancing racists, congratulations on your diamond. When all is said and done, nobody doesn't like Joshualee.

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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    Quote Originally Posted by Barbaraann
    They broke the mold, when they created "thejoshualee", and that is a good thing.

    Congratulations.
    The Babaraan is being FUNNY! She's becoming more wild and crazy every day!!

    Too much time on Micechat will do that to you....

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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    Wait... head on a platter?


    dang. That's not funny. hmmm...

    Meet the new thejoshualee: Hard hitting with several snide comments for every observation.

    For example: someone says, "I noticed that the fence in toontown has some paint missing." I shall reply with, "The only paint missing here is from your illogical obsession with perfection. You are a man who has never heard the words, 'you are fine' ... from a doctor."
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    Quote Originally Posted by localdisnyfan
    The Babaraan is being FUNNY! She's becoming more wild and crazy every day!!

    Too much time on Micechat will do that to you....
    she has roughly a gajillion and two posts.

    yeah, that'll do SOMETHING to ya.
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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    Excuse me, April comes before June.

    I am a "slow starter".

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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    Quote Originally Posted by Barbaraann
    Excuse me, April comes before June.

    I am a "slow starter".
    yeah, that's why I edited it... *gulp*
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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    But making up for it quickly!!




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    all you need to know about the mommy stick is.. out of all the bad things that could happen to you... it's right between wetting yourself and death.

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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    The only way to go is up.

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    Re: thejoshualee's 1000th post: A reflection

    What do you say to a vampire upon his graduation?

    Coagulations!
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