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    If I where gay...

    Ok guys heres a confession that I would love to make and I think it says alot about a guy whos not afraid to show his inner gay man. LOL

    But if I where gay I would totaly go for the guy in the movie Master and comander, the Doctor. Whats his name ... oh yeah Paul Bettany and I swear I think he's a guy I think, should I be gay, this would be the guy.


    And funny I worked with a guy that talked and looked like him and I thought the same thing.

    Now, your turn. If you where gay or for that matter, if you where straight. Who would turn you.
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    Re: If I where gay...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.DooDah
    Now, your turn. If you where gay or for that matter, if you where straight. What would turn you.
    WHAT would turn me? or WHO would turn me?

    Drew Barrymore.

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    Re: If I where gay...

    Quote Originally Posted by Olympicnut
    WHAT would turn me? or WHO would turn me?

    Drew Barrymore.
    oops your right!

    Ouch Drew can turn Richard Simmons. good choice.
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    Re: If I where gay...

    Hummm, if I were gay.....

    You know, I can't think of a single actress who makes me think "I'd do her!"

    I do find the porn actress/bunny ranch worker Isabella Soprano super hot.



    I'd do her!

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    Re: If I where gay...

    Quote Originally Posted by a_hyperbole
    Hummm, if I were gay.....

    You know, I can't think of a single actress who makes me think "I'd do her!"

    I do find the porn actress/bunny ranch worker Isabella Soprano super hot.



    I'd do her!
    OMG!!!! I've always thought she was hot!!

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    Re: If I where gay...

    Quote Originally Posted by Disneyphile
    OMG!!!! I've always thought she was hot!!

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    You have very good taste! She's the only reason I watched that HBO series on the Bunny Ranch. The things I would.... um, never mind.

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    Re: If I where gay...

    I guess if I was gay I'd go for Shawn Ashmore






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    Re: If I where gay...

    I would go straight for Jennifer Garner ... fo sho, she's beautiful!
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    Re: If I where gay...

    Quote Originally Posted by a_hyperbole
    Hummm, if I were gay.....

    You know, I can't think of a single actress who makes me think "I'd do her!"

    I do find the porn actress/bunny ranch worker Isabella Soprano super hot.



    I'd do her!
    heeeyyy!!! she was ALWAYS my favorite bunny at the ranch!! Air Force Amy was too prissy and one girl (whose name escapes me) just bugged me with her big lips... so yeah...i'm thinking i'd be all over Beyonce Knowles, her curves are amazing!!

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    Re: If I where gay...

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    Re: If I where gay...

    Quote Originally Posted by a_hyperbole
    Hummm, if I were gay.....

    You know, I can't think of a single actress who makes me think "I'd do her!"

    I do find the porn actress/bunny ranch worker Isabella Soprano super hot.



    I'd do her!
    And I have never been to a Prostitute, but if I had the $$$ (1-3 GRAND!) I were single, ....yeah. She would be the hooker.

    Some of the women on that show were downright FRIGHTENING! Air Force Amy ?!?! I would need a lot of Alcohol and a double dose of Viargra along with a blindfold and earplugs to be with her.
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    Re: If I where gay...

    I'M sorry,

    I just have no inner gay

    I have a gay Brother-in - Law.

    But I just don't find any male attributes appealing.

    Asian women, Red heads, Curly Blonds.

    yea

    Im really thinking, trying, but nothing. I can't even watch straight porn because of hairy butts.
    If I was a female I'd be a les. I don't even know what my wife see's in me other than my you know.

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    Re: If I where gay...

    Quote Originally Posted by Skinny Dog
    I'M sorry,

    I just have no inner gay

    I have a gay Brother-in - Law.

    But I just don't find any male attributes appealing.

    Asian women, Red heads, Curly Blonds.

    yea

    Im really thinking, trying, but nothing. I can't even watch straight porn because of hairy butts.
    If I was a female I'd be a les. I don't even know what my wife see's in me other than my you know.

    Thats funny, I didnt say ya had to do them, if there was a person out there that was of the opposite sex that was attractive, who would that be. And yes the hairy booty is not a thing Id like to see either, I can barely handle looking at mine. I swear I dont know how women do it. eeek.

    Shave your bootys men.
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    Re: If I where gay...

    If I were a straight man or a lesbian, I'd be in love with Morena Baccarin.




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    Re: If I where gay...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket
    If I were a straight man or a lesbian, I'd be in love with Morena Baccarin.




    Owie, I have never heard of her, she is drop dead beautiful! Id drink her bath water. ummmm , yeah i said it!
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