Long ago, when I was a child growing up in Hawai'i, my family and I went camping at Waimanalo Beach. One morning, as the sun peeked its head from the horizon, I woke and walked the beach alone. There on the sand lay a giant tuna. The tuna was trying to say something to me. It sounded like he was choking. I opened his mouth and pulled a giant hook from its throat. He smiled at me and told me that he could grant me one wish. I told him that I needed a username for MiceChat. He said, 'Gemini Cricket'. I agreed that it was a good name. After my wish was granted, I clubbed him over the head and we ate him for breakfast. It was a satisfying meal. I also scored a free hook from the deal.