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    Things you wish you could say in public

    Scary thing is, I think I've said some version of ALL these things to someone at one time or another!!!!

    Enjoy:


    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.

    2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

    3. How about never? Is never good for you?

    4. I see youíve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

    6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

    7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

    8. I don't work here, Iím a consultant.

    9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word youíre saying.

    10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

    11. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

    12. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

    13. Thank you. We're challenged by your unique point of view.

    14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

    15 What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

    16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

    17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

    18 Do I look like a people person?

    19. This isn't an office, it's HELL with fluorescent lighting.

    20. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    21. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    22. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

    23. Iím trying to imagine you with a personality.

    24. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    25. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

    26. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    27. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    28. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.

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    Everyone says that the U.S. doesnít make anything anymore, but thatís not exactly true. Weíre the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public



    There are too many good ones to list and I will be useing quite a few...
    Mellymouse




    (do you think the Finding Nemo Subs line will be under 3 hours by then?)






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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    I say a lot of bad words all the time, it seems to be in my nature, I have to try to control myself out in public like at DL, i would just love to be able to cuss even if theres kids around, yup, i know it's bad, but it's just the way i talk

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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    29. Wow you have ugly kids!
    What an idiot....

    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.


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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    i prefer

    "woul you just spank the kid and get it over wth, God"

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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    Nice chuckle for a dreary afternoon, Thanks!

    #27! Mr. Lightyear999 would love that one!
    Mom, remember, it's not what a person is like on the outside that counts,
    it's what they are like in their HEART!


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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    My dad consistently lives out everyone's customer service dreams. When people complain to him, he often isn't able to give the answer they want. They threaten to shop at another store and say they will never return to his store again. This is the point where he says "Well, now that's what makes America such a great country. You have that choice, and don't have to deal with me again. Thank you for exercising your rights and keeping this country free." I kid you not, he does say this.
    The King is back and he's ready to kick some tail. Do not mess with a mouse in black.

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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    Did someone beat you with an ugly forrest?


    This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    Hey "a hyperbole", Thanks!

    I've found a few (actually a lot of) good one-liners there to add to my usual ones!

    I've never met you, but I know that I'd like you!

    LOL

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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    At work, at least once a week, these ladies come in with their kids. They make a mess before they even get their food, then it's bigger. They don't watch their kids, so they are running around, screaming, throwing glass things, spilling drinks all over, etc. The women themselves are annoying too, they blame everything on us and get major attitudes about every little thing. We just groan when they come in and argue over who's gonna clean up after them.

    Here I am, carrying four trays of food (and i'm a klutz, so I try to walk slow, even more so if i'm carrying hot soup) and these kids knock into me, and the mom yells at me "Watch where you're going, you knocked into my kid!"

    I wanted to say some nasty things to her like "Watch your kids, Lady, or better yet, put them on a leash and take them to obedience classes."
    The managers just tell us to put on a smile and ignore them. It's hard to do.
    Press today is so concerned with cool vs. not cool that they're starting to forget good vs. bad. I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great". - Josh Groban

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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    a hyperbole...I never knew you worked in radio...

    Here's another...

    "We play what we want..."

    Oops, wrong thread... (LOL)

    Barry
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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    No, really, what's wrong with your face?

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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    I've used many of those already! Good stuff!

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    Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    You're not important enough for us to single out.

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    Talking Re: Things you wish you could say in public

    Quote Originally Posted by a_hyperbole
    Scary thing is, I think I've said some version of ALL these things to someone at one time or another!!!!

    Enjoy:


    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.

    2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

    3. How about never? Is never good for you?

    4. I see youíve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

    6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

    7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

    8. I don't work here, Iím a consultant.

    9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word youíre saying.

    10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

    11. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

    12. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

    13. Thank you. We're challenged by your unique point of view.

    14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

    15 What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

    16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

    17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

    18 Do I look like a people person?

    19. This isn't an office, it's HELL with fluorescent lighting.

    20. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    21. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    22. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

    23. Iím trying to imagine you with a personality.

    24. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    25. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

    26. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    27. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    28. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.
    Great stuff LOL. I know I've said similar things if not worse. Honestly if I think it I have no problem saying it not sure if that's good or bad.
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